Get Smart (2008) Poster


Terence Stamp: Siegfried



  • Maxwell Smart : I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.

    Siegfried : I don't believe you.

    Maxwell Smart : Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?

    Siegfried : No.

    Maxwell Smart : How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

  • Siegfried : How do I know you're not Control?

    Maxwell Smart : If I were Control, you'd already be dead.

    Siegfried : If you were Control, you'd already be dead.

    Maxwell Smart : Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.

    Shtarker : That actually makes sense.

  • Siegfried : [to Dalip]  Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife. Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor...

    [Dalip kicks Siegfried out of the car] 

  • Shtarker : Too bad about all the dead movie stars.

    Siegfried : Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

  • Shtarker : Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!

    Siegfried : This is KAOS. We don't "ka-frickin'-boom" here.

  • Dalip : Bomb didn't go off.

    Siegfried : Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

    Shtarker : It was the mushroom cloud for me.

  • Siegfried : 200 billion dollars by 3pm.

    CIA Agent : 200 billion dollars by 3pm?

    Siegfried : You seem a bit slow, is there someone else I can talk to?

    Shtarker : Good one.

  • Siegfried : Why does he do that?

    Shtarker : Don't look at me, I'm no one.

    Siegfried : And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.

    [to Dalip] 

    Siegfried : I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros.

  • Siegfried : You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.

  • Siegfried : [to Dalip]  Oh my god. Have you eaten the crew? Oh look. It understands.

  • Maxwell Smart : This is it?

    Siegfried : Of course not, I lied.

    Shtarker : He does that.

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