The Venture Bros. (TV Series 2003– ) Poster

(2003– )

James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, Phantom Limb, Jonas Venture Jr., The Phantom Limb, Dr. Jonas Venture Jr., Rusty Venture, Catclops, Rusty, Bartender, Bowie Sovereign...



  • Dr. Venture : Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons!

    The Monarch : You're my arch-enemy! That's what I do! That's my thing!

  • Dr. Venture : Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip!

  • Baron Ünderbheit : Catclops! What have you to report?

    Catclops : Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict.

    Baron Ünderbheit : Told you. Girl Hitler?

    Girl Hitler : Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, UND DE POPULAR GIRLS!

    Baron Ünderbheit : Good! Good!

  • [Baron Ünderbheit offers a "parting gift" to his traitorous minions] 

    Catclops : Tiger balm. I don't get it.

    Girl Hitler : Oh, maybe he's saying he's sore at us, and so he's giving us balm to soothe.

    Catclops : That's retarded. Sir, what exactl...?

    [Baron Ünderbheit is nowhere to be seen. ] 

    Catclops : Where'd he go? I knew it, I knew it! He's gonna kill us, isn't he?

    [Tigers emerge from the walls and attack the minions] 

    Catclops : Aw, crap!

    Manservant : [outside in the hall]  Shall I have the maintenance crew clean the room, my master?

    Baron Ünderbheit : No, not yet, Manservant.

    [the Baron presses a remote control, activating a device strapped to the tigers] 

    Girl Hitler : Ohhhh. Tiger *bomb!*

  • Dean Venture : Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!

    Hank Venture : Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?

    Dr. Venture : Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

  • Dr. Venture : Dean, you smell like a whore

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