The 61st Annual Golden Globe Awards (2004 TV Special)
Meryl Streep: I'd like to thank the people at Universal, it's just that there are so many people there who want to take credit for me that I woudln't know where to start
Bill Murray: ...and I'd also like to thank my personal hair stylist, who, for 14 years, has been trying to destroy my natural good looks.
Danny DeVito: Thank you, thank you. It's really good to see a couple of you.
Danny DeVito: I've known Michael Douglas longer than some men's wives have been alive
Peter Jackson: I didn't realize that seven years in this movie would turn me into a hobbit.
Peter Jackson: I guess I didn't realize that seven years in this movie would turn me into a hobbit.
Jim Carrey: And the Golden Globe goes to..."Elf"! Oh, wait. That wasn't nominated this year!
Meryl Streep: I just realized you see completely through my dress. So, that's why I'm standing with my legs together.
Meryl Streep: And I'd also like to thank my agent, because Tim Robbins forgot to thank his agent.
Robin Williams: 'Master and Commander' is the best movie of its kind, besides 'Popeye'.