Little Billy witness his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18, and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa, himself.
Charles E. Sellier Jr.
A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends... See full summary »
A deranged masked Santa-Slayer comes to town for some yuletide-terror. He leaves behind a bloody trail of mutilated bodies as he hunts his way to the front steps of the town's most feared and notorious home.
Ashley Mary Nunes,
Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas Eve, as told by one festive radio host: A family brings home more than a Christmas tree, a student documentary becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, Santa slays evil.
Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.Written by
I don't want to ruin it, this movie is horrible. The title should be your first clue. I myself am a fan of lame plot lines, so this movie is right up my alley. This is the best Santa movie i've seen since Santa Conquers the Martians, instant classic. ho ho ho Find this movie Watch this movie Enjoy the greatness that is this movie. You've seen the Miracle on 34th street, now see the Massacre on 35th street... Goldbergs best work since The Longest Yard.... well, not really, but its close. This movie is a guilty pleasure that can be enjoyed by the whole family, as long some humor is shared among all. You've seen the best, now see the worst
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