Ocean's Twelve (2004)
George Clooney: Danny Ocean
Linus Caldwell : [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Danny Ocean : Thanks, Linus.
Matsui : So, business?
Danny Ocean : Business.
Rusty Ryan : A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Matsui : [to Caldwell] Would you agree?
[Caldwell is visibly perplexed and perturbed, shaking his head]
Matsui : .
Danny Ocean : If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en... would fall... on the same day.
Rusty Ryan : Mm.
Matsui : Yeah. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Matsui : When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
Linus Caldwell : [All eyes turn to him, expectantly] Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams.
[Ryan claps hand across eyes]
Linus Caldwell : I am a traveller in both time and space, to be where I have been.
[Blank, yet stern, looks from everyone]
Linus Caldwell : [Outside, Ryan and Ocean join Caldwell in the street] Is he alright? Are we alright?
Rusty Ryan : Kashmir?
Danny Ocean : Is that your idea of making a contribution?
Rusty Ryan : We hadn't even started. We ain't even got to the terms yet.
Danny Ocean : We came this close to losing that.
Linus Caldwell : Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
Danny Ocean : You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan : A very cheap one.
Linus Caldwell : What?
Danny Ocean : She's seven.
Rusty Ryan : Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
Danny Ocean : No, you don't need to tell him that...
Linus Caldwell : Sorry.
Linus Caldwell : OK. So what does this mean?
Rusty Ryan : It means you stay here.
Danny Ocean : What are you doing?
Rusty Ryan : Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
Danny Ocean : It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
Rusty Ryan : It's 11:30. The night before.
Danny Ocean : [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
Rusty Ryan : Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?
Danny Ocean : Five.
Turk Malloy : It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy : We got a bag man.
Turk Malloy : Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy : I have feelings.
Turk Malloy : No, you don't.
Virgil Malloy : Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?
Turk Malloy : Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil Malloy : Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Danny Ocean : Rusty's not 50 years old.
Turk Malloy : Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
Reuben Tishkoff : I can handle Saul's share.
Danny Ocean : You don't have to do that.
Reuben Tishkoff : Who would I talk to if you're all dead?
Danny Ocean : That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing?
Yen : [speaks in Mandarin]
Rusty Ryan : [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place.
Livingston Dell : So that comes to?
Reuben Tishkoff : 97, give or take.
Rusty Ryan : He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him.
Reuben Tishkoff : Another thief.
Linus Caldwell : Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one.
Danny Ocean : What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.
Linus Caldwell : Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country.
Danny Ocean : So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to...
Rusty Ryan : [cuts in] We're on the 5:00.
Danny Ocean : Good. We're we going?
Rusty Ryan : Amsterdam.
Danny Ocean : Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
Linus Caldwell : I've never been to Amsterdam.
Turk Malloy : I hear German girls are really hot.
Danny Ocean : How much is everyone short?
Turk Malloy : 14.
Virgil Malloy : You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
Turk Malloy : Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
Virgil Malloy : Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
Frank Catton : Eight.
Linus Caldwell : Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
Basher Tarr : I'm light 9.
Livingston Dell : What's the interest?
Reuben Tishkoff : 6.
Livingston Dell : Then I owe 6.
Turk Malloy : What?
Livingston Dell : I've been living with my parents.
Rusty Ryan : I owe 25.
[everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
Rusty Ryan : Hotels, man.
Rusty Ryan : Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.
Danny Ocean : Oh yeah?
Rusty Ryan : We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
Danny Ocean : Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.
Danny Ocean : [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
Danny Ocean : You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives so you can play out a game. You're gonna regret it.