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Diamond Zero (2005)

This is how it works: In nature, the heat and pressure of the earth turns coal into diamonds over a period of thousands of years. Industrial diamonds are created by processing coal in a ... See full summary »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Bronson Pinchot ... Bergerac De La Houssey
Tippi Hedren ... Eleanor Kelly
Darin Heames ... Lulu
Leo Rossi ... Augustine Garza
Timothy McNeil ... Dr. Simon Lockbuster (as Tim McNeil)
Richard Moll ... Detective Jackson
Joan Van Ark ... The Hemingway Diamond
Joseph Ruskin ... Quentin Leeds
John Churchill ... Detective Grubbs
Tuesday Knight ... Lil
Van Epperson ... Arnie Crump
David Ripley David Ripley ... Mark
Khadijah Karriem ... Pamela Riggs
Alan Charof ... Jean
Emmy Collins ... Al
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This is how it works: In nature, the heat and pressure of the earth turns coal into diamonds over a period of thousands of years. Industrial diamonds are created by processing coal in a machine that mimics the heat and pressure of the earth. Because coal is the carbonized remains of prehistoric plants and animals, it is made up of the same chemical components found in all other organic life forms, including human beings, so, what would happen if cremated human remains were used instead of coal? Written by David Gaz

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Love May Last A Lifetime, But A Diamond Is Forever See more »

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Sci-Fi | Action | Comedy

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 May 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Small Souled Men See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$200,000 (estimated)
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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Interesting premise
10 December 2004 | by tomsharp294See all my reviews

I got a hold of a screener for this film and was expecting a stupid silly movie and okay it was stupid and it was silly but I couldn't stop thinking about the premise of making celebrities into diamonds.

You know someone's going to start doing this stuff for real.

Bronson Pinchot was really funny too and his jailbreak scene has got to go down as one of the most original ways to escape from "the man" ever. Prison guards all over be warned. I laughed so hard I almost--- well--- when you see it you'll know what I mean.

I love to see a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously but makes you think a little too.


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