Catch That Kid (2004)
Maddy: She used my name! *My* name as the code!
Maddy: Take that Harderbach Financial!
Alarm: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Do something. Anything.
Maddy: [after her mother has told her she does not want her climbing, and she is hanging from the water tower, climbing] All right. I'll be right down.
Gus: You know what happens if we get caught, right? We go to jail forever. Like, until we're 21.
Gus: [Getting bank floor plans] It's just that, last time, I got a 'c' on my essay cuz I didn't have any visual aids, and my stepdad, well, well he, he gets a little...
[Shows her the scar on his arm from the burn. The secretary starts to walk away, he smiles to himself, the secretary looks back, and he frowns again]
Gus: Wait a minute. If we're in prison, then our parents can't ground us, right?
Gus: [Maddy is risking her life free-climbing] Maddy, we never even got to kiss!
Molly: I do think about you, Madeline. Every day... all the time...
Maddy: [In safe] Hey, Gus! 250 grand, comin' at ya!
[Throws down bags]
Gus: [Steps out of the way] Nope. It's down here.
Austin: [about Max] He hasn't said a word all his life, and now he won't shut up!
Austin: [Getting chased by the cops] Gus! I don't want to be a juvenile delinquent!
Gus: Don't worry. They won't let "Bad Chad" carry a weapon. He's an intern!
Brad: Trainee, butt-munch!
Gus: Oh, I'm sorry! He's training to be a butt-munch!
Brisbane: A bank doesn't have a heart. Only paper in a vault.
Austin: [Trying to train the rottweiler by speaking in German to it] Ouch fart!
Dog Expert: [Imitates buzzer] EEEHHH! Wrong answer!
[Turns the dog lose]
Maddy: Do you really think we could get the money?
Austin: Of course. I mean, Maddy's like, the best climber in the whole state.
Gus: And Austin's like some freak-of-nature computer genius.
Maddy: And Gus is...
[Gus sticks a light in his mouth and burps. They all laugh]
Maddy: Gus is disgusting!
Gus: [He has rigged his go-kart with NOS] It works! I'm a genius! But now how am I gonna stop? Maybe I'm not a genius! AAAHHH!
Gus: [He and Austin are mad at Maddy, and have refused to help her] This whole bank idea sucks!
Maddy: [Sweet-talking him] To him, you're like, Yao Ming, or, Shaq.
Brad: Well, which one? There's a big difference.
Maddy: Yao Ming.
[He looks disappointed]
Maddy: Definitely Shaq.
Gus: Another door? How do you open this one? Open sesame!
Gus: Maddy, my parents grounded me for a week when I left my bike outside. Imagine what they'll do now!
Gus: [Maddy is doing something dangerous] Austin, maybe she'd listen to you.
Austin: That would be a first.
Gus: [the rottweilers have cornered them] You got this, Austin?
Austin: [a beat] RUN!
[They all take off]
Gus: 'Run'? That's all you had for us is 'run'?
Austin: [about to jump on Austin's cart] On three! One... two...
Gus: What happened to 'three'?
Gus: [a helicopter appears, shining a spotlight on them] Oh, great! Now we have a spotlight!
Gus: Here it goes! Operation 'Jacks'!
[Presses a button, jacks fly out of his cart, popping the tires on the cop cars]