Taxi (2004) Poster

(I) (2004)

Jimmy Fallon: Andrew 'Andy' Washburn



  • Washburn's Mom : Andy is not a really a strong driver. See, he had a really bad experience when he had his first driving lesson. So...

    Washburn : Driving lesson? You call that a driving lesson?

    Washburn's Mom : Yes!

    Washburn : Dad let go of the wheel and said "You better steer or you're gonna kill the whole family".

    Washburn's Mom : Yeah! It's good for you.

    Washburn : We where going 90, I was six!

    Washburn's Mom : That's right! And that's the way he taught you to swim!

    Washburn : I can't swim either!

  • Washburn : Men are like cats, ya know? Sure, we'll play with a ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn.


    Washburn : But don't hide it where you can't find it, ya know? Like, 'Hey, what's the ball of yarn doing in the fridge?' Whatever. Ya know what I'm saying?

  • Vanessa : Gimmie the cash! No more games!

    Washburn : Girl first!

    Belle : [to Vanessa]  No, girl first!

    Vanessa : No! We'll switch at the same time!

    Washburn : On three. One...

    Belle : [to Vanessa]  One...

    Washburn : Two...

    Belle : [to Vanessa]  Two...

    Belle : THREE!

    [Washburn pulls Lt. Robbins in the cab] 

    Washburn : Brake!

    [Belle hits the brakes] 

  • Washburn : Mi Castro, su Castro.

  • Washburn : You ask me where I'm from? What part am I from? Eeh... What part of Havanna? You know... ah... around the corner of... eum... Castro... Street.

  • Washburn : I had to flip and pull this out of my ankly holster... now gimme that and shush.

  • Washburn : [pulls out his badge]  See this? This is a badge! It means your not allowed to *scream* at me!

    Belle : [takes the badge]  Ah Ah Ah.

    Washburn : [tries to get badge back]  Come on now. Give it back.

    [goes to grab badge and ends up flipping over, then stands up with a gun pulled out] 

    Washburn : Hand it over cabbie!

    Belle : Whoa, man! Be cool!

    Washburn : Be cool? I had to flip and pull this out of my ankle holster! Now gimme that and shush!

    [goes to grab badge, he doesn't get it and Belle gets the gun too] 

    Washburn : Ah!

    Belle : Ha. Yeah! How do you like me to point it at you!

  • Washburn : [after stopping in the alley during first car chase]  Hey! Why'd you stop for?

    Belle : [referring to the gun]  Hey man watch that thing! It's a dead end, they ain't going nowhere.

    Washburn : [loads his gun]  Okay! Time to get my burn on!

    Belle : You talking to me or your gun? You better not be talking to me. I *know* you ain't talking to me.

  • Washburn : Every hero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown... or vice-versa...

  • Washburn : [after inhaling nitrous oxide, Washburn's voice has deepened]  I sound like Barry White's illegitimate, white grandson!

  • Washburn : Didn't see my nads, did ya?

  • Washburn : So here's the plan, you fake like you're gonna go left, then you go left. Then we catch the bad guys and I'll lay a little sepressifed down from my pisolita

    [car hits a bump sending the gun into the backseat, Belle looks at him with disgust] 

    Washburn : Drive! Drive! Don't look at me! Look at the road!

  • Lt. Marta Robbins : Three cars you totalled! Cop or no cop, that is eleven points off your license. It's gone!

    Washburn : Don't take away my license!

    Lt. Marta Robbins : It's gone!

    [Lt. Robbins takes Washburn's license from his wallet, then puts it in her drawer] 

    Lt. Marta Robbins : You're not gonna need it for your next assignment.

  • Lt. Marta Robbins : You're fired. You're not on suspension. You're not on temporary leave. You're fired! Ms. Williams, I'm giving your license back with a warning. If I catch you driving that thing in this city again, it is mine. Andy, as a friend, I'm sorry.

    Washburn : But, Lieutenant...

    Lt. Marta Robbins : Andy, please! You left me no choice. Now give me your badge.

    [Washburn hands over his badge scorched by Belle's boyfriend, Jesse] 

    Lt. Marta Robbins : What?

    [exhales, then walks away] 

    Belle : Hey... wanna share a cab?

    Washburn : [sadly]  Yeah.

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