After watching "The Granite Family" on TV, Master Shake feels like going back to the stone age to identify with the show. To achieve that, he causes a war between the United States and Russia that leads the world to chaos, thinking that can take him back to the stone age.
Starting from some magic tricks by Meatwad, Master Shake goes on a betting spree in which he keeps losing, while Meatwad and Carl keep winning. Bloddied and bruised, Shake can't still learn his lesson, eventually killing himself with one of his bets.
Paul, a monster that previously appeared on the show, is seen destroying the city due to more problems with his wife. Frylock, however, has built a robot that can stop him but his main problem is getting the rest of the squad and Carl to cooperate and help him.
Frylock invents the "Buddy Nugget", a gadget that gets you friends. It works on Meatwad so he plans on making some money out of it. Master Shake's idiocy and his own "Buddy Nugget" friend Dr. Balthazar are his main obstacles.
Meatwad, a fan of the "Zucotti Manicotti" show, asks for a lot of the show's merchandise for Christmas but Frylock can only afford to give him a puppet. Master Shake uses the puppet to scare Meatwad making him think it's evil, despite Shake being obviously controlling the puppet. The real Zucotti from another planet arrives to clear the mess, but a confused Meatwad has to decide which one is the real Zucotti between the real and the puppet, and shoot and kill the fake one.
Carl and Shake attend a show from fictional Heavy Metal band Totem Pole, Carl's favorite band. The band happens to have a weird ritual on stage that involves making a human totem with a troll in which heads have to be shoved up rear ends. Carl and Shake fall victims of this ritual and of the skeletons the band accidentally raised while performing...