Greg Grunberg: Eric Weiss
[talking about Sydney]
Weiss : So she gave you a drawer, huh?
Vaughn : It was a gesture of convenience.
Weiss : And, uh, what did you put it in?
Vaughn : Why do you care?
Weiss : What do you mean, why do I care? Do you know how spoiled you are? You know, a drawer! I wish I had a girlfriend to say 'Hey, do you want a drawer?'
Vaughn : I'll give you a drawer at my place.
Weiss : I don't want a drawer at your place.
[Sydney and Vaughn walk into Syd's apartment, Vaughn's cell phone rings]
Vaughn : Hello?
Agent Eric Weiss : Hey, Kendall has something he wants to show you.
Vaughn : Ah, can it wait?
Agent Eric Weiss : Apparently not, he wants to Sydney too. Are you with her?
Vaughn : Ah, no. I haven't seen her.
Agent Eric Weiss : You're in bed with her right now, aren't you?
Vaughn : Trying. Just find out what he wants.
[Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute]
Vaughn : That son of a bitch!
Weiss : Easy, come on.
Vaughn : I swear I'm gonna to kill this guy.
Weiss : There's no way that guy smells as good as you do.
Vaughn : It's aftershave, I got a new aftershave.
Weiss : Yeah, well, I'd lighten up on it a little.
Vaughn : Yeah?
Weiss : Oh yeah. To the point of non-use.
Weiss : Hey, you sure you don't want to talk about this?
Vaughn : There's nothing to talk about.
Weiss : I share my fights with you.
Vaughn : No you don't.
Weiss : Yeah I do. Remember when Alan pissed in the living room?
Vaughn : That was your dog!
Weiss : Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was.
[Weiss has just prompted Vaughn to finally ask Sydney out on a date while on a mission in Nice]
Weiss : And?
Vaughn : We're going to dinner.
[Weiss breaks into a celebratory dance]
Vaughn : I'm going to keep my comm channel open. I need you to monitor the RF frequency.
Weiss : Got it. Okay, in exchange I get an eclair.
Vaughn : No, I'm serious, any suspect signal and I want to know about it. Anything.
Weiss : If they're small, bring at least two!
Weiss : By the power invested in me by the United Church of Mammals, I now pronounce you man and wife.
Agent Eric Weiss : You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow.
Weiss : How are you doing?
Vaughn : Fine.
Weiss : Hey, guess what? It's me. Come on, how're you doing?
Vaughn : I'm hanging in there.
Weiss : How's Lauren about it?
Vaughn : She didn't remember.
Weiss : And, you didn't say anything?
Vaughn : No. I mean, she's got a lot on her mind.
Weiss : Yeah, that's probably it.
Agent Eric Weiss : You don't poop where you sleep.
Agent Eric Weiss : What is this, the flirting corner?