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Reba McEntire: Reba Hart



  • Cheyenne : You're leaving? Who's going to watch Elizabeth?

    Reba : Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents!

    Van Montgomery : They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences...

  • Barbra Jean : [talking about her wedding]  I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands.

    Reba : Too ironic for ya?

  • Reba : Do you know what a teenager is?

    Barbra Jean : A demon?

  • Reba : Kyra, what on Earth would make you wanna hit someone?

    Cheyenne : It's her way of showing affection.

    Kyra : Yeah, that's right. Now, why don't you come over here for a little hug?

  • Reba : You treat that animal like it can walk on water!

    Barbra Jean : What is 'dog' spelled backwards, Reba?

    [conversation about why Barbra Jean's dog is missing goes on for another two minutes] 

    Van Montgomery : 'GOD'! It spells 'God.'

  • Dolly Majors : And you are gonna be the prettiest woman in the office!

    Reba : Oh, second to you!

    Dolly Majors : Hey, we're not comparing apples and melons here.

  • Reba : I know what Kyra is doing!

    Brock Hart : Like you did with Cheyenne?

    Reba : Oh, one time! The one time our daughter gets pregnant and I never hear the end of it!

  • Cheyenne : [about Kyra living with Barbra Jean and Brock]  She must be making their lives a living nightmare.

    Reba : [laughs]  I know!

    [Straightens up] 

    Reba : I mean...


    Reba : I know.

  • Cheyenne : [after seeing her new apartment had other people's stuff]  Mom, this isn't my stuff. Oh, my god! We need to call the police!

    Reba : And report what, a delivery?

  • Barbra Jean : You're not the boss of me!

    Reba : If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now.

  • Reba : If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.

    Barbra Jean : So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?

    Reba : That's right. I've got turkey, babe!

  • Reba : Hey, Jake. What are you watching?

    Jake Hart : The Weather Channel. More rain for Brazil.

  • [Reba is shocked by Barbera Jean's new Reba haircut] 

    Barbra Jean : So, what do you think? Is it me?

    Reba : [furiously]  No. It's me!

  • Barbra Jean : [in the hospital, after Cheyenne had a false labor, Barbra Jean sits down on a chair]  Oh, my God! I think my water just broke!

    Reba : Oh no, you're sitting on my purse!

  • Barbra Jean : Boop! You've got mail!

    [opens Kyra's laptop and makes poses] 

    Reba : [to Brock]  Boop! You've got a goof-ball!

  • [repeated line] 

    Reba : Crap!

  • Reba : [when Kyra is helping cheer Barbra Jean up after she and Brock separate]  You are a beautiful young woman.

    Kyra : Or maybe you just raised me right. That and I watch a lot of "7th Heaven".

  • Reba : [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone]  It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation.

    Van Montgomery : [sarcastically]  I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law.

    Reba : We wear many hats.

  • Reba : Jake Mitchell Hart, are you lying to me?

    Jake Hart : Yes! No-one mocks me and gets away with it!

    Reba : So, did that boy even go upstairs?

    Jake Hart : No! And I didn't know he was a boy, I thought he was an ugly girl!

    Reba : You are in big trouble! No tv, no dessert, and Grandma gets her cell phone back!

    [She takes the gameboy SP back and Jake runs upstairs] 

  • Reba : You want me to sign a permission form for bigamy?

  • Reba : [reading a card]  Oh, no! It says here that Barbra Jean told Buzzard it was okay for him to write me and visit when he's in town!

    Cheyenne : Wait, this is Barbra Jean's brother Buzzard, right?

    Reba : Cheyenne, I would hate to think that I knew more than one person with the nickname 'Buzzard'.

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