The Tigger Movie (2000)
Tigger: The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / Tiggers are cuddly fellas / Tiggers are awfully sweet / Everyone el-es is jealous / That's why I repeat and repeat / The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are marvellous chaps / They're loaded with vim and with vigor / They love to leap in your laps / They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, pumpy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / I'm the only...
[Tigger crashes into Winnie the Pooh]
Tigger: You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce.
Tigger: [asking about doing the whoop de dooper loop de looper alley ooper bounce]
Roo: You're a little on the smallish side of tiny and kinda lacking in perpendicular.
Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...
Kanga: ...dress warmly...
Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...
Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...
Eeyore: ...keep smiling...
Roo: We're always there for you.
Everyone: Your family.
Tigger: Maybe this belonged to my uncle!
[pulls out apple core]
Tigger: I wonder why nobody wants to bounce with me? hmm. Oh well who am i talking about? There's plenty of others i haven't even asked yet.
Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.
Winnie The Pooh: What plans?
Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.
Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.
Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.
Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?
Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!
Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.
Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.
Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.
Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...
Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.
[various shots of a live-action bedroom with the characters portrayed as stuffed animals]
Narrator: [narrating] Now this might be the room of any small boy. But it just so happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with; and together, they had many remarkable adventures in an enchanted place called the Hundred Acre Wood.
[crossfade to a windowsill as the camera zooms toward it with Pooh as a stuffed animal sits next to a red hardcover book with "WINNIE THE POOH' inscribed on the front cover]
Narrator: [as the "Winnie the Pooh" book opens] But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's very best friend was a bear called Winnie the Pooh.
[Tigger in his animated form appears]
Tigger: [to the narrator; dismayed] WINNIE THE POOH?
Tigger: [closes the book] Wait half a darn minute! It seems to me that most of these stories are about that silly old bear!
[the narrator proceeds to "open" the book again; moving Tigger out of the way]
Narrator: Well then, Tigger. Who *should* this story be about?
Tigger: Well, I happen to know someone who's extremely fascinatin', not to mention handsome and debonair-y.
Narrator: But the title already says "Winnie the Pooh".
Tigger: Oh, that's easy to fix!
[the book falls over with Tigger still in it, but he props it back up again and uses various parts of the title page and the tree to create the film's title, "The Tigger Movie"]
Tigger: [Tigger notices that "Tigger" in the title isn't colored, so he nudges the book and "Tigger" becomes orange]
Tigger: [about the title of the movie] There, now that's a wonderful title! And speaking of wonderful things... woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[Tigger does the Whoop-de-Dooper, Loop-de-Looper, Ali-Ooper Bounce into the book]
Piglet: Pooh Bear's been up in that tree an awful long time don't you think?
Eeyore: Most likely he's stuck. Been known to happen.
Piglet: Oh dear. Then i'd better climb up there and see if he's all right.
Tigger: Hello I'm Tigger! That's T I double Guh Err. And that's me.
Winnie The Pooh: I know. You bounced me lots and lots of times.
Tigger: Yeah fun ain't it? Say you wanna go bouncing with me? On account of bouncing is what Tiggers do eh best. Ew.
Winnie The Pooh: Well i would go bouncing with you Tigger. Expect i must count all these honey pots to be sure i have enough for winter. Oh let me get that please. Bother!
Tigger: Yuck! Why do these Pooh Bears like this icky sticky stuff anyways? Well no time for goofing off i've got dolling to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!
Narrator: [Final passage of narration] But as it so happened, none of his friends had the heart to tell Tigger very much of anything anyway.
Tigger: [after giving Roo the locket] Wait half a minute. We still need a family portrait to put in it.
Christopher Robin: [Holding a camera] Look this way, everybody. Closer. Smile.
[the camera flashes, and the movie ends with a picture of Tigger and friends, the locket closes, and the credits roll]
Tigger: You mean, you fellas are my family?
Winnie The Pooh: I'm afraid we have nothing better to offer.
[Tigger is disappointed at first, but then quickly smiles real big]
Tigger: Well, of course not, Pooh boy!
Tigger: 'Cause there's nothing better than the best! I should've seen it all along.