Remember the Titans (2000)
Ethan Suplee: Louie Lastik
Coach Boone : Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates.
Louie Lastik : [shouts] Sir yes, Sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, Sir!
Coach Boone : Ok. How about someone who's not your roommate.
Louie Lastik : Sir, I eat lunch with Rev. That's Jerry Harris, sir. People call him that 'cause he's always praying and he won't abide with a foul tounge, Sir!
Coach Boone : And what's the Rev going to do after High School?
Louie Lastik : I don't know. Go to college and all that stuff, I guess.
Coach Boone : What about you? You going to college?
Louie Lastik : [laughs] No, not me coach. I ain't a brainiac like Rev.
Coach Boone : Think you got a future in football?
Louie Lastik : Heck no! I figured as long I'm going to be in school, I might as well hit some people while I'm at it.
Louie Lastik : I'm Louie Lastik, I'm offensive lineman, naval family just moved here from Bayonne, someone said football, so I come runnin'. What's goin' on everybody?
Big Ju : What you doin' man?
Louie Lastik : Eatin' lunch.
Big Ju : I see you eatin' lunch, but why you eatin' over here? Why not go eat over there and eat with your people?
Louie Lastik : Man, I don't have any people. I'm with everybody, Julius.
Petey Jones : Yeah, he's just a light-skinned brother.
Big Ju : Yeah, and I'm a dark-skinned cracker.
Petey Jones : [laughs]
Jerry 'Rev' Harris : Come on Julius, he's just another blessed child in God's lovin' family.
Blue Stanton : [Blue starts to hum]
Big Ju : Come on, Blue. Let me...
Petey Jones : [Petey joins in with Blue]
Jerry 'Rev' Harris : God, we come before you today. To ask you to soften Big Julius Cambell's heart.
Coach Boone : Lastik, what's the matter?
Louie Lastik : I'm eligible.
[walks over to Boone and embraces him]
Coach Boone : [talking awkwardly, while still being embraced by Lastik] Well, um, I'm glad to hear that, son, but I'm already married.
Louie Lastik : I got a C-plus average, Coach. I'm going to college.
Coach Boone : [talking while hugging] Lastik, that's fantastic.