Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) Poster

Eddie Griffin: T.J. Hicks



  • T.J. Hicks : You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

  • T.J. Hicks : See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?

    Deuce Bigalow : Where?

    T.J. Hicks : Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?

    Deuce Bigalow : Man-whoring?

    T.J. Hicks : Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.

  • T.J. Hicks : Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!

  • T.J. Hicks : Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

  • T.J. Hicks : T.J. don't consider himself no pimp. More of a... male madam.


    T.J. Hicks : That wasn't too well thought out.

  • T.J. Hicks : What about Antoine's apartment?

    Deuce Bigalow : I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.

    T.J. Hicks : You gonna steal it?

  • T.J. Hicks : Claire said Antoine's apartment was messed up, but I had no idea.

    Deuce Bigalow : Claire?

    T.J. Hicks : The hooker you ass-punched.

  • T.J. Hicks : The "man-gina": it's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our he-pussy.

  • T.J. Hicks : This next date is what we man-pimps call a doozy.

    Deuce Bigalow : What's wrong with this one?

    T.J. Hicks : Nothin'.

    Deuce Bigalow : Have you seen her? What is she 80? A hunchback?

    T.J. Hicks : She just got outta college. Some of her girlfriends pitched in to get her a little beefcake. She thinks it's a blind date.

    Deuce Bigalow : It's a guy isn't it?

    T.J. Hicks : I don't think so, but I have been fooled before.

  • T.J. Hicks : God damn white boy.

  • T.J. Hicks : Why you ungrateful he-bitch! Maybe I should get Antoine on the phone in Switzerland and tell him how you re-decorated his poon-palace!

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