When their friend Donald unexpectedly drops down dead pub landlord Colin proposes that he and his older friends Oscar, Julian and Vernon take out life insurance policies, with the last one standing taking all the money. Both the pub and Julian's advertising firm are on hard times whilst teacher Oscar, whose marriage has grown stale, has a sexual encounter with precocious pupil Louise. Wrongly believing that Vernon has a heart condition Julian's wife Susy decides to help him on his way with afternoon sex sessions and soon he has acquired a reputation, causing his wife Gaynor to leave him. With Julian bankrupt, Oscar on a life support after Vernon accidentally ran over him, Colin suffering from burns caused by a kitchen fire and a depressed Vernon about to hang himself it seem s unlikely that any of them will survive to claim the pot.
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[Wayne has been screwing Julian's wife Susy when he was supposed to have been building a conservatory for Julian
If you give enough chimpanzees enough wood and glass, eventually one of them will build a conservatory. If only the same could be said of you, Wayne, you muscle-bound twat. I don't have to discuss my domestic affairs with you, even if you *are* the luckless sod who's been screwing my wife - most recently. If that cow wants to talk to me, put a halter on her and bring her ...