Zoolander (2001) Poster

(2001)

Will Ferrell: Mugatu

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Quotes 

  • Derek Zoolander : What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

    Mugatu : Derek, this is just a small...

    Derek Zoolander : I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

  • Mugatu : It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

  • [after he pokes a girl with a pin] 

    Mugatu : Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

  • Mugatu : SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!

    [flings "M" shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister] 

    Mugatu : Die, you wage-hiking scum!

  • Mugatu : [hypnotizing Derek]  Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

  • Mugatu : Todd, are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

    Todd : My mistake, Jacobim!

  • Mugatu : Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

  • Mugatu : Obey my dog!

  • Mugatu : Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

  • Mugatu : They're break-dance fighting.

  • Mugatu : As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

  • [after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant] 

    Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

  • Mugatu : Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

  • Mugatu : You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

  • Mugatu : I'm so tired. No Todd, not now!

    Todd : [handing Mugatu the phone]  It's Maury.

    Mugatu : [to Maury]  Tell me something good.

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