Zoolander (2001) Poster


Jon Voight: Larry Zoolander


  • Larry Zoolander : I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

    Derek Zoolander : Mer-man!

    [high-pitched cough] 

    Derek Zoolander : Mer-man!

  • Larry Zoolander : You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

  • [after being in a coal mine for a day] 

    Derek Zoolander : [high-pitched cough]  ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

    Larry Zoolander : For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.

  • Larry Zoolander : Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

  • Derek Zoolander : I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.

    Larry Zoolander : How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?

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