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(1999– )

Steve Harvey: Himself - Host, Host


  • Host : Name a body part on a man that has grown a lot since he was sixteen.

    contestant : Penis

    [Steve Harvey looks shocked and slowly falls to his knees] 

    contestant : I said the medical term!

    Host : You could have used ding-a-ling or winky!

  • Host : Fill in the blank. When I was a kid, we didn't have... what?

    contestant : [buzzes in]  Shit?

  • Host : Top four answers are on the board. We asked one hundred married men which of the seven dwarves describes your wife in bed?

    [both male contestants look at each other, shake their heads, and refuse to answer] 

  • Host : Something a burglar wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house.

    Windham, Rod : [Rod buzzes in first] 

    Host : Rod.

    Windham, Rod : Naked grandma.

    Host : Naked huh?

    [completely stunned] 

    Juan : I don't wanna see that either.

    Host : I know you're right. Nobody wants to see a naked grandma. What are the chances, breaking into a house and your grandma be naked.

  • Host : [approaching the next member of a family during a round]  Meghan, name something you put in your mouth but you don't swallow.

    Host : [looks at her]  Wow. You ever walked up to somebody, and saw the look on their face, and you just know? I walked up to her and I went 'whoa'. I mean, man, talk about the cat that ate the canary look.

  • Host : [after the answers were revealed about what a married man would do for sex are 1-pay 2-kill 3-beg 4-die and 5-lie]  We'll buy it, we'll kill your body, we'll beg you for it, we'll lie about it, and at the end of the day, we'll lay down our life for it!

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