Family Feud (1999– )
Steve Harvey: Himself - Host, Host
Host : Fill in the blank. When I was a kid, we didn't have... what?
contestant : [buzzes in] Shit?
Host : Top four answers are on the board. We asked one hundred married men which of the seven dwarves describes your wife in bed?
[both male contestants look at each other, shake their heads, and refuse to answer]
Host : Something a burglar wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house.
Windham, Rod : [Rod buzzes in first]
Host : Rod.
Windham, Rod : Naked grandma.
Host : Naked huh?
Juan : I don't wanna see that either.
Host : I know you're right. Nobody wants to see a naked grandma. What are the chances, breaking into a house and your grandma be naked.
Host : [approaching the next member of a family during a round] Meghan, name something you put in your mouth but you don't swallow.
Host : [looks at her] Wow. You ever walked up to somebody, and saw the look on their face, and you just know? I walked up to her and I went 'whoa'. I mean, man, talk about the cat that ate the canary look.
Host : [after the answers were revealed about what a married man would do for sex are 1-pay 2-kill 3-beg 4-die and 5-lie] We'll buy it, we'll kill your body, we'll beg you for it, we'll lie about it, and at the end of the day, we'll lay down our life for it!