Gex: Enter the Gecko (1998 Video Game)
Gex: Since I retired, I resigned myself to a life of solitude.
Gex: For two years I started my day watching Supermarket Sweep. Days then blurred into one long sorry afternoon chat show.
Gex: The next thing I know some government goons show up at my house. Seems they've caught a whiff of ol' Mr Sunshine himself! Rez: he's back in the Media Dimension, and they think I'm crazy enough to go back in after him.
Gex: So they whisk me away to interrogation 101. They play rough, start giving me the business. I give a little back!
Gex: So we negotiate a little something to cover my expenses. They throw in one of those secret agent suits and I tell them we've got a deal.
Gex: Looks like I'm heading back into the Media Dimension. It's going to be déja ouch all over again!
Gex: I'll beat this level, but in an hour, I'll be hungry for another.
Gex: Would Cheech and/or Chong report to the front desk?
Gex: Hey, I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants!
Gex: There's a gecko on my tail! R2, see what you can do with it.
Gex: The difference between here and Hades is that theres' no Kathy Lee Gifford...
Gex: I'll take Ways I can Burn To Death for $100, Alex.
Gex: All this technology and Shatner still can't get a good hairpiece...
Gex: Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS headquarters.
Gex: [in an Austin Powers-ish accent] Judo chop,baby,yeah!
Gex: Add one million years, two white tigers, and we're at Siegfried and Roy!
Gex: Is that a light sabre, or are you just happy to see me?
Gex: [sounding oddly strained] Note to self... don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's.
Gex: [as C-3P0] The odds of navigating a floating furniture field are 3,327:1!
Gex: Tell me again the difference between the future and Las Vegas.
Gex: [sung] The hills are alive with a purple fungus...
Gex: [as in a movie trailer] In a land before time... before Saturday Night Live was funny...
Gex: [worriedly] I'm havin' 'Nam flashbacks and I wasn't even there!
Gex: Look, I just wanted the gift shop and the bathroom.
Gex: Akira, to white courtesy phone... Akira, to white cortesy phone.
Gex: [mockingly] Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition...
Gex: [when tailwhipping something] There's *plenty* more where that came from.
Gex: Welcome to Jurassic Park... Keep your eyes open for Sleestaks and bad special effects.
Gex: [in a Southern accent] Looks like we got us a fly in the spider's web.