Ted Danson: Jeremy Brockett
Jeremy Brockett : Are you a man who likes to treat himself right?
Dr. Mumford : I've had my moments.
Jeremy Brockett : Well, I am. And I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody ever said on their deathbed, "I treated myself too well."
Dr. Mumford : I thought it was, "Nobody ever said I should have spent more time at the office."
Jeremy Brockett : Fill in the blanks. I don't mind the office. The point is you only go around once. So, like the Zen say, "Be here now."
Jeremy Brockett : What do you think... I mean about Althea, about her behavior? Think you can fix her up?
Dr. Mumford : What do you think's wrong with her?
Jeremy Brockett : She's gone *weird* is what's wrong with her. She's out of control. Probably from living out here in "Mayberry, RFD". But you're the doctor. What do you think?
Dr. Mumford : She seems very unhappy.
Jeremy Brockett : [Sarcastically] I think we all knew that, "professor". But the question - the real "quest-e-oni" - is why?