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Thomas Lennon: Various



  • Various : I'll never forget you, Antonio.

    Various : Nor I you. I will often think of you when I'm in less than pants.

  • Various : It's hard enough fitting both the mail and the tacos in here. I'll level with you. These bags weren't designed for tacos.

    Various : That's kind of what I'm getting at, Jake.

    Various : Well, don't tell me you don't like the tacos.

    Various : [gets close, in his face]  Jake, I love the tacos. They're maybe the best tacos I've ever had. But I think if I had to choose between the mail, and the tacos, I have to choose the mail.

    Various : Okay, I'm gonna take a breath here. I think you might be saying something you don't quite mean. What I'm hearing is, you don't want the tacos.

    Various : [drives by on the street] 


    Various : Great tacos today, Jake!

  • Detective : [into a bullhorn to terrorists]  OK! If you want your money, come out of the building with your hands on top of your head!

    Lead Terrorist : [into a bullhorn back to the detective]  Uh, can we bring our guns?

    Detective : [answering into bullhorn]  Sure!

    Several Policemen : [whispering to detective]  No, no, no.

    Detective : [re-answering into bullhorn]  No!

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