The State (1993–2009)
Thomas Lennon: Various
Various : It's hard enough fitting both the mail and the tacos in here. I'll level with you. These bags weren't designed for tacos.
Various : That's kind of what I'm getting at, Jake.
Various : Well, don't tell me you don't like the tacos.
Various : [gets close, in his face] Jake, I love the tacos. They're maybe the best tacos I've ever had. But I think if I had to choose between the mail, and the tacos, I have to choose the mail.
Various : Okay, I'm gonna take a breath here. I think you might be saying something you don't quite mean. What I'm hearing is, you don't want the tacos.
Various : [drives by on the street]
Various : Great tacos today, Jake!
Detective : [into a bullhorn to terrorists] OK! If you want your money, come out of the building with your hands on top of your head!
Lead Terrorist : [into a bullhorn back to the detective] Uh, can we bring our guns?
Detective : [answering into bullhorn] Sure!
Several Policemen : [whispering to detective] No, no, no.
Detective : [re-answering into bullhorn] No!