Samurai Cop (1991)
Mark Frazer: Frank Washington
Cuban Waiter : [Regarding Jennifer] Her Mother owns the place.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Where's her father?
Cuban Waiter : [Points to his head, imitating a gun] Bang!
Frank Washington : Killed? Who shot him?
Cuban Waiter : He.
Cuban Waiter : Him.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Who's "Him"?
Cuban Waiter : Himself.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Oh, he committed suicide.
Cuban Waiter : Yes!
Frank Washington : [Being threatened by Yamashita's henchman as one holds a gun to his head and the other grabs his penis and holds a switchblade to it] H-h-hey, t-take it easy man. Hey what the...? C-come on... eh. T-talk to me. What? What, what do you want? What do you...?
Penis Grabbing Henchman : I could kill you now or I can relieve you of this gift.
[Looks at other henchman then motions towards Frank's penis]
Penis Grabbing Henchman : This black gift. In a split second you won't enjoy yourself for the rest of your life. All I want is Samurai's address. His address!
Frank Washington : Son of a bitch. Killed his own men!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : I know. It's called "code of silence". He doesn't want anybody talking.
Frank Washington : God... Man, look what they done to my car. Captain Rohmer's gonna burn my ass!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Yeah, he's gonna burn it... charcoal black.
Frank Washington : [Chuckles] It is black...!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Right on!
[Frank and Joe low-five eachother]
Frank Washington : [to the Police Captain] ... what they want is results, and that's what we're gonna give them, we're gonna give them the results!
Frank Washington : [standing next to a screen door outside Okamura's house and watching him in bed with his girlfriend] Is that him?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : I guess so. Looks like this is his last fuck.
Frank Washington : Let him finish it then.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : [cocks his pistol] The hell I will.
Police Captain : I should fire both of you. You never brought me one of those bastards in alive, so I could nail 'em with something! And because of you, I'm about to be fired. I'm gonna lose my pension; that means my future's gone.
Police Captain : But you know something? I don't give a fuck! There's only one thing in this world I want. I want you to find that motherfucking Japanese gangster! I want you to kill him and I want you to kill every one of his men!
[Music stinger plays as he's speaking]
Police Captain : I want you to turn his house into a bloodbath! Don't leave anybody alive! And when they're all dead, you come back to me. And all three of us will turn our badges in... and say goodbye to it. We'll be off this police force for good.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : Now you're talking.
Frank Washington : Alright. See you, Captain.
Police Captain : [calmly] See you in hell.
Frank Washington : [Before the police raid on Okamura's house] Who's going to answer to Captain Rohmer on this?
Frank Washington : Shit, man! He'll burn my ass!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop : You don't have to worry about that, it's already uh...
Frank Washington : Yeah yeah, I know. It's already black, huh?
Frank Washington : This time, he'll probably cut my dick, too, huh?
Peggy : You better come to my house before you report to the captain.
Frank Washington : For what?
Peggy : Let's use it before you lose it.
[Everyone but Johnson laughs]