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I'm sure this is a movie. I think it's more like a loose collection of scenes with no plot, no script and bad lighting.
The direction is horrible, the acting is wooden and the editing seems to have been done by someone with ADD. The plot, such as it is, consists of the LAPD hunting down a serial killer who murders their victims by jamming a carrot up their rear-ends.
Don't waste your time with this horrible, horrible film, unless you have a fetish for watching horrible, horrible films.
Here's a list of things I would rather have been doing instead of watching this film:
Hanging myself from the rafters with a shoelace. Having my eyes gouged out with a spoon. Watching "Battlefield Earth."
Oh my God, is this film awful.
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