Almost Heroes (1998) Poster

(1998)

David Packer: Bidwell

Quotes 

  • Bidwell : [returns to camp after a bear has bit off his leg]  Sir, I've been to hell and back.

    Edwards : Yes, I can see that...

    Bidwell : I suspect that you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast.

    Edwards : Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind briefly. But now I have a better idea.

    Bidwell : Yes, sir?

    Edwards : I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.

    Bidwell : But what about the bear?

    Edwards : Rest assured, Bidwell, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.

    Bidwell : Revenge is sweet, sir.

  • [a bear has come into camp] 

    Bidwell : My nose itches.

    Hunt : Don't scratch it.

    Bidwell : Feels like there's a bug up in there.

    Hunt : You scratch your nose. You're dead.

    Bidwell : Well, I don't know what's worse. The bear or my itchy nose.

    Hunt : I think it's leavin'.

    Bidwell : I'm going to scratch it!

    [begins scratching his nose and the bear turns around and bites his leg] 

    Bidwell : [shouts]  The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!

  • Pratt : [Picks up Bidwell's ear from the dirt]  Look at me. I'm going to make an experiment.

    [Starts talking into the ear] 

    Pratt : Hello, Bidwell? Can you hear me?

    Bidwell : I can hear you, Pratt.

    Pratt : It works.

    Edwards : Well, of course, it works. He's standing right... Let's get some sleep.

  • Bidwell : Sir, sir. I've been to hell and back!

    Edwards : Yes, I can see that!

    Bidwell : I suspect that now you'll want to lead a hunting party, to slay that terrible beast!

    Edwards : Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind. Briefly. But now I have a better idea.

    Bidwell : Yes sir?

    Edwards : I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you have ever seen!

    Bidwell : Oh, but what about the bear?

    Edwards : Rest assured, Bigwell, in twenty years or so, the ravishes of old age will deal with the bear, far more cruelly than we ever could have.

    Bidwell : Revenge is sweet sir!

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