Almost Heroes (1998)
Hamilton Camp: Pratt
Hunt : What I remembered the most were the animals.
Edwards : [smiles] Ah, the animals...
Hunt : Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing...
Higgins : [Horrified] THERE'S AN ANIMAL NOW!
[everyone except Edwards and Hunt starts firing at the animal]
Higgins : We can't kill it! We're all dead! God save us!
Hunt : Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
[everyone stops firing. Hunt looks closely and sees that the animal is just a squirrel nibbling on an acorn]
Hunt : It's only a squirrel.
Pratt : He's got something in his hand!
Guy Fontenot : Something in his hand!
[they continue firing at the squirrel]
Pratt : [Talking into Bidwell's ear in his hand] Bidwell? Bidwell! I fear the bear has killed Mr. Bidwell sir! He's failed to communicate with the me, by way of his ear...
Edwards : It doesn't work that way, it doesn't work anyway! But even if it did, he couldn't talk through it!
Pratt : [Again, talking into Bidwell's ear in his hand] Sh... Bidwell?