The Big Lebowski (1998) Poster

Philip Seymour Hoffman: Brandt



  • Bunny Lebowski : I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

    Brandt : Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

    Bunny Lebowski : Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

    Brandt : Ah haha. That's marvelous.

    The Dude : Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

  • The Dude : These are, uh...

    Brandt : Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.

    The Dude : Different mothers, huh?

    Brandt : No.

    The Dude : Racially he's pretty cool?

    Brandt : [laughs]  They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

  • The Big Lebowski : Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

    [the Dude walks out and shuts the door] 

    The Big Lebowski : The bums will always lose!

    Brandt : How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

    The Dude : Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

  • Brandt : You never went to college...

    The Dude : Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.

  • The Big Lebowski : They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!

    Brandt : This is our concern, Dude.

  • Brandt : Her life is in your hands.

    The Dude : Man, don't say that, man.

    Brandt : Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands.

    The Dude : Oh, shit, man.

    Brandt : Her life is in your hands, Dude.

  • Brandt : Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money.

    The Dude : Why me, man?

    Brandt : He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

    The Dude : He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

    Brandt : Well Dude, we just don't know.

  • Brandt : Who is this gentleman, Dude?

    Walter Sobchak : Who am I? I'm a fucking Veteran, that's who I am!

  • The Big Lebowski : Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum.

    Brandt : We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude.

    The Big Lebowski : Where is my goddamn money you bum?

  • Brandt : [the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski]  Well, enjoy. And perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude.

    The Dude : Yeah, sure, if I'm... in the neighborhood and I, uh... gotta use the john.

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