Jingle All the Way (1996) Poster

Martin Mull: D.J.



  • DJ : [as Howard tries to break into the radio station; he calls the cops]  Yeah, I've got a mad man in my studio and...

    [Howard breaks the glass door and charges inside] 

    DJ : HELP ME!

    Howard Langston : Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen!

    DJ : What?

    Howard Langston : See, I couldn't get through on the phone. Did I win?

    [Howard hugs the DJ] 

    DJ : Oh no, it's not that simple!

    DJ : No! Wait, wait!

    [Myron comes into the radio room] 

    Howard Langston : You're too late! I already got the the right answer! I won! Ha ha! Yeah!

    Myron Larabee : I don't need the right answer to win! I got this!

    [Myron pulls out a package] 

    Howard Langston : Now what's that?

    Myron Larabee : This, Mr. Track Star, is a homemade explosive device!

    Howard Langston : A bomb?

    Myron Larabee : Yes, in layman's terms, a bomb! So back up!

    Howard Langston : You built a bomb?

    Myron Larabee : No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it! So give me the doll, or I'll blow up everybody in this place!

    Howard Langston : Are you out of your mind? Put this thing away!

  • Caller : [the objective is to correctly name all eight of Santa's reindeer to eventually win a Turbo Man doll]  Um, Randy, Jermaine, uh, Tito...

    DJ : Nope, not even close. Sorry. But perhaps this song will put us all in the mood to get this thing right.

  • DJ : Excuse me, gentlemen, are you two under the impression that I have a Turbo Man doll here in the studio?

    Howard Langston : Yes.

    Myron Larabee : That's what you said on the radio.

    DJ : Oh, no.

    Myron Larabee : Yes it is.

    DJ : No, no, no! What I actually said was whoever *won* would *get* a doll E-VENTUALLY. See...


    DJ : What we have here... is a gift certificate.

    Howard Langston , Myron Larabee : A gift certificate?

    DJ : Right.

  • Myron Larabee : Did you call me buddy?

    Howard Langston : Yeah.

    Myron Larabee : [shouting]  I am not your buddy! I tried to be your team mate, I wanted to be your friend, but noooooooooo, you had other other plans for Myron Larabee!

    Howard Langston : No, I had no plans.

    Myron Larabee : You were no different than the rest of those civilians, those common, letter writers who make fun of my knee socks and my safari hat in the summer!

    [the DJ is chortling muffledly] 

    Myron Larabee : Are you laughing at me?

    DJ : Huh? Oh, no! Lord no! Not at all!

    Myron Larabee : Mr. Ponytail Man, I know you, I know your kind. You're the kind that puts the trash can in front of the mailbox so I have to get out of my jeep, don't you?

    DJ : No, not true! I recycle!

    Howard Langston : Shut up!

    Myron Larabee : That's right, shut up!

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