Suddenly Susan (1996–2000)
David Strickland: Todd Stities
Todd : I came in here wearing a brand new pair of size ten sneakers. I'm not leaving in some green European freak boots.
Girl in audience : So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?
Vicki : No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.
Susan : Excuse me!
Luis : No, don't excuse it Vicki.
Jack : Oh, shut up Luis.
Luis : No, you shut up.
Jack : You shut up.
Vicki : [to Jack] You shut up.
Todd : [to Vicki] You shut up!
Vicki : [to Todd] I'm on your side!
Boy in audience : yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?
Todd : I don't want to sit at this desk for the rest of my life trashing bands! I want some other bitter wannabe trashing me!
Todd : [Found out Maddy and Luis are sleeping together] Maddy? Was the antichrist unavailable?
Todd : Ok, if you are going to stay here, let's get some ground rules straight. No parties, no drugs, no surprise guests. I don't want the narcs kicking in the door like they did at my 6th birthday party!
Todd : When are you going to grow up? I don't want the twins keeping their money in a piggy bong the way that I did!