Arli$$ (TV Series 1996–2002) Poster


Robert Wuhl: Arliss Michaels


  • [Show opening voiceover] 

    Arliss Michaels : For most of us the dream of becoming a champion remains a fantasy. But for a special few it is very much a reality. We cheer them. We live through them. Athletes are our last warriors. My job is to make their dreams come true. My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories.

  • Giselle : Perhaps I underestimated you.

    Arliss Michaels : Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me.

  • [Arliss and some clients are playing poker] 

    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis : Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet?

    Arliss Michaels : $2.

    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis : That's too rich for my blood.

    Arliss Michaels : I guess the bus stops here.

  • Rita Wu : [Arliss is wondering why one of his clients, a black quarterback can't get on a team]  I told you the reason why. It's as clear as black and white.

    Arliss Michaels : More like black and puce. I just picked up a rumor that Theo Holt is gay.

    Kirby Carlisle : Gay? No way. Theo Holt doesn't sing from the mike... We've chased tail together. He's been my wingman for a dozen missions.

    Arliss Michaels : Has he ever shot down any planes?

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