The Fantasticks (2000)
Amos Babcock Bellamy: You see! Whenever you have a problem, the United States Postal Service comes to the rescue.
Ben Hucklebee: Yeah, they run a tight ship.
El Gallo: There is a curious paradox that no one can explain: who understands the secrets of the reaping of the grain? Who understands why spring is born out of winter's laboring pain, or why we all must die a bit before we grow again?
Ben Hucklebee: We got your advertisment in the mail and we got a little problem.
Amos Babcock Bellamy: A love problem.
El Gallo: You two have a love problem? And you seek sympathy from our little band of outcasts? Well, what would you two be willing to do in front of an audience?
Amos Babcock Bellamy: We're not talking about us. We're talking about our kids.
Ben Hucklebee: Who happen to be a boy and a girl.
El Gallo: [chuckles] Less challenging. Follow me.