Billy Madison (1995) Poster


Jack Mather: Ted 'Old Man' Clemens


  • [after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch] 

    Billy Madison : Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.

    Frank : Shh, here he comes.

    Old Man Clemens : Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.

    Barbara : Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.

    Old Man Clemens : Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.

    [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells] 

    Old Man Clemens : Eck, poop again.

    Billy Madison : He called the shit "poop".

    [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically] 

    Frank : This is the best night of my life.

    [They continue laughing] 

    Old Man Clemens : I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.

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