Pinky and the Brain (TV Series 1995–1998) Poster

(1995–1998)

Maurice LaMarche: The Brain, Brain, Al Gore, Alien, Baby Romy, Brain-2-Me-2, Chief of Staff Brain, Queen Roach's Aid, Rhennish Brother, Rick Blaine...

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Quotes 

  • Pinky : Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

    The Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

    The Brain : True.

    Pinky : I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

    The Brain : To my knowledge, never.

    Pinky : Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

    The Brain : Next to nil.

    Pinky : Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

    The Brain : Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

    Pinky : Poit, I guess I am.

  • The Brain : I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.

  • Dolly Parton : I'm your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?

    The Brain : I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.

  • The Brain : This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

  • The Brain : Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence." You have the I.Q. of plaster.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

    Pinky : Wha, I think so Brain, but - *snort* No, no, it's too stupid.

    The Brain : We will disguise ourselves as a cow.

    Pinky : Narf. That was it *exactly*.

  • The Brain : Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carly Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.

  • The Brain : We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

    Pinky : We're going to Denny's?

  • Pinky : Egad. You astound me, Brain.

    The Brain : That's a simple task, Pinky.

  • The Brain : Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

  • The Brain : Quiet Pinky, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.

    Pinky : Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

    The Brain : [Irritated]  Guess!

    Pinky : Oh, try to take over the world, right.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what... you know.

    Pinky : I think so, but... uh... something about a duck.

  • The Brain : Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

    Pinky : Oh practice Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!

  • The Brain : ...that excites the masses.

    Pinky : Newspapers? Religious tracts? The Victoria's Secret catalogue?

  • The Brain : So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?

    Mr. Sackett : The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

  • The Brain : So many levels...

    [drools] 

    The Brain : ahhhhh...

  • The Brain : Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn't foiled by the atomic weight of gold.

  • The Brain : Are there any questions?

    Pinky : Oh, Oh, pick me, Brain.

    The Brain : GENERAL Brain.

    Pinky : Yes, um, what is the password?

    The Brain : I can't tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

    Pinky : What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

    The Brain : And if you were tortured?

    Pinky : Oh, well that's different then, isn't it?

  • [the Brain has made a list of the 5 things needed to be a country singer] 

    The Brain : Read the list to me, Pinky.

    Pinky : Okay. "Cowboy clothes."

    The Brain : Check.

    Pinky : Southern accent.

    The Brain : Check, Y'all.

    Pinky : Very good, Brain. "Working-class values."

    The Brain : I like beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.

    Pinky : A name consisting of no less than three words.

    The Brain : Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.

    Pinky : A height of at least six feet.

    The Brain : Che... Drats.

  • The Brain : We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.

    Pinky : Capitol Hill?

  • The Brain : Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

    Pinky : Ah, he liked sports then, did he?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

  • [repeated line] 

    The Brain : YES!

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Well, I think so Brain, but balancing a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.

  • The Brain : Behold, I can create fire from a little box.

    Alan : So what?

    Cannibal #1 : Big deal.

    Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.

    The Brain : I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.

    Alan : So what?

    Cannibal #1 : Big deal.

    Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.

    Pinky : I can make bubbles with my spit.

    [the cannibals gasp and begin to bow] 

    The Brain : *Now* do you believe we were sent by your god?

    Alan : Naw, that's just *really cool*.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if we get "Sam spayed," we'll never have any puppies.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

  • Pinky : Just say "poit".

    The Brain : Whenever I say "poit" Pinky, we will be on Mars.

    Pinky : What planet is this?

  • [the Brain's shrinking chant] 

    The Brain : Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.

  • The Brain : Hi, I'm Bubba Beau Bob Brain.

  • The Brain : I will accept nothing less than mahogany.

    Pinky : There is no substitute for Diana Ross.

  • The Brain : The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.

  • The Brain : Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it.

  • The Brain : Pinky, there are times when I feel I'm bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.

    Pinky : Mmm! Caulk!

    The Brain : ...And yet I continue.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.

  • The Brain : Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!

    Pinky : Oh no, Brain. Narf! You're thinking of that other park in Orlando.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tounge?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

  • The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

  • Pinky : What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

    The Brain : Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!

  • [Pinky's film about World Domination is ruined] 

    The Brain : Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.

    Pinky : Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night.

    The Brain : Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take

    [the film slows down and rips apart] 

    Singers : They're Dinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... oooh, it's all too much for me.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Uh... yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

  • The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Pinky : I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

  • The Brain : No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.

    Pinky : Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.

  • The Brain : Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.

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