Zoey rebels by vanishing, sending Cybill and Maryann on a wild goose chase to find her. Meanwhile, Ira tries to pass off a prostitute as his new love interest, and Cybill stars in a corny superhero show.
Cybill opens up her home to an eccentric old Hollywood actress; Zoey discovers the guy she's been cyber-taunting is Kevin; Ira works as a garbage man to research his latest novel; Maryann schemes to destroy Dr. Dick's new marriage.
Convinced that Kevin is having an affair, Rachel contemplates cheating on him with her mechanic. Cybill and Maryann arrive at the motel in time to prevent a disastrous misunderstanding - Kevin is actually distracted by his failure to gain tenure - but discover Sean, Zoey's boyfriend, getting ice for the girl he's cheating with. Kevin and Rachel agree to work on saving their relationship; Zoey tells Sean to get out of her life.
Cybill gets a job as a clown on The Major Milo Show and has to fend off the advances of the star. Meanwhile Zoey graduates, Rachel tries to relive her childhood and Maryann and Ira attempt to have sex.
Cybill's debut as an understudy doesn't go off without a hitch. Meanwhile, Maryann and Ira have trouble being hospitable after their breakup; Kevin and Rachel continue to quarrel and Zoey's roommate moves out.
After Cybill's home is burglarized she turns to Vicki Lawrence for self defense tips. Meanwhile, Maryann is a prime suspect when Dr. Dick goes missing; and Jeff drags Ira to an AA meeting to pick up women.
Stunned to see her own face transposed onto another actress' body for the cover of a porn video - The Last Picture Ho - Cybill marches off to complain to the distributor, only for her and Maryann to be challenged to produce their own erotic script within one week. Unfortunately, Ira e-mails the wrong file - and Zoey's memoir of losing her virginity in Italy nearly hits the screen.
Ira asks Holly to marry him. Maryann revisits her Catholic upbringing. Cybill blows a fuse when Holly suggests Zoey should underplay her own intelligence rather than break up with the co-worker she's just started dating.