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Trapped in Paradise (1994) Poster

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Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.

Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.

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Bill Firpo: Excuse me, are you headed to Paradise?

Trucker #1: Nope, New York City.

Bill Firpo: [under his breath] Where were you five hours ago?

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Ma Firpo: You guys are dumber than a box of hair.

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Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.

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Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.

Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.

Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.

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Ed Dawson: Will you stop hovering over like bad news?

Clovis Minor: What do you want me to do?

Ed Dawson: Bag this stuff.

Clovis Minor: All of it?

Ed Dawson: No. Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.

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Shaddus Peyser: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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Hattie Anderson: Do you really want to do this?

Bill Firpo: Do what?

Hattie Anderson: You know rob the bank

Dave Firpo: Absolutely! We have thought this over and we've made a decision!

Hattie Anderson: But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.

Bill Firpo: The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?

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Shaddus Peyser: [over police radio: click on] All units, this is Agent Peyser. We are in pursuit of a... 1994 black Pathfinder, license plate D U H -

[click off]

Shaddus Peyser: - that's appropriate, vanity plates -

[click on]

Shaddus Peyser: - D U H 1 7 1

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Alvin Firpo: Have you seen my Pez dispenser?

Dave Firpo: No. Shut up!

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Bill Firpo: Which direction are we going?

Alvin Firpo: North.

Bill Firpo: Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.

Dave Firpo: No, those farmhouses all look alike...

Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.

Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.

Bill Firpo: FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.

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Bill Firpo: Where are you going?

Lila: [frightened] It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.

Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

Lila: Well the bank is across the street.

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Shaddus Peyser: My wife didn't let me see the thing pop up in the turkey.

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Alvin Firpo: Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?

Bill Firpo: Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?

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Caesar Spinoza: Hey Edna, how would you like to ride in the trunk?

Ma Firpo: Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together, I think not.

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Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

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Father Gorenzel: [to God] We'll talk later.

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Bill Firpo: Where are you going?

Dave Firpo: I'm going with you to get the key.

Bill Firpo: No, you STAY HERE!

Dave Firpo: Don't you two fall in love.

[to the hostages]

Dave Firpo: You heard him! I'm staying here!

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Bill Firpo: [storms in the bank] ALLLL RIGHT! It's a God damn robbery!

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Bill Firpo: Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession

Father Gorenzel: Is that Bill Firpo?

Bill Firpo: Uh, Yes, it's Me father

Father Gorenzel: Been Five YEARS since you've been to confession. Is that how you're gonna start the whole thing out?

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Alvin Firpo: I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.

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Shopkeeper: Policia! Policia!

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Vic Mazzucci: I won't throw her

[Dave's ma]

Vic Mazzucci: out the window as long as you do the right thing.

Dave Firpo: All right, all right love ya too.

Vic Mazzucci: [hangs up phone]

[replies to ceasers question]

Vic Mazzucci: He said he loves me...

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Shaddus Peyser: Put an APB out on that car.

Chief Burnell: Oh well I've already done that.

Shaddus Peyser: Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.

Bill Firpo: [next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?

Alvin Firpo: North.

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Deputy Myers: Hey! Thats Timmy's sleigh!

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Don Vito: You don't think it was those Firpo brothers, those rat bastards?

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Alvin Firpo: I'll never forget you Merlin.

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Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.

Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.

Bill Firpo: Alvin pull the car over.

Alvin Firpo: Wha?

Bill Firpo: Pull it over!

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[singing to himself in the car]

Alvin Firpo: You do what you do and I do what I do... you do what you do and I do what I do, I'm Alvin, and you're Bill.

[Bill walks by and kicks the car, annoyed]

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Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.

Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.

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Alvin Firpo: [driving away from Bill, Dave, and the car accidents he just caused] You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass.

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Dave Firpo: Sons of bitches.

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Bill Firpo: Our car ran off the road.

Dick Anderson: Oh my god. Are you all right?

Dave Firpo: Well were not dead if that's what you mean.

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Caesar Spinoza: What did he say?

Vic Mazzucci: He said he loved me.

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Clifford Anderson: Ahh, what do we have here?

Rutag Guard: Two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Just sign here.

[Bill starts choking on his cigarette]

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Alvin Firpo: [after crashing car] Didn't have any snow chains.

Dave Firpo: You have no brain, either.

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Dave Firpo: [while teaching yoga to hostages] This is your basic yoga, I learned it in prison. It's good for stressful situations like this bank robbery, or if you're ever in prison and you're surrounded by ten men, helps relax you.

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Chief Burnell: Oh shit!

Shaddus Peyser: You know these two?

Chief Burnell: Yeah, unfortunately that's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. They're two of my deputies.

Ed Dawson: Hey everyone. How ya doin'?

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