Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series 1993–2011) Poster

George Lowe: Space Ghost, Tad Ghostal, Announcer, Cop, Himself, Narrator, Salesman, Singer



  • Space Ghost : I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead.

  • Space Ghost : I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer.

  • Zorak : My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.

    Space Ghost : That was never an episode!

    Zorak : Well, it should have been.

  • Space Ghost : Moltar, flush the lake.

    Moltar : We don't have a lake.

    Space Ghost : Good work.

  • Zorak : I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.

    Space Ghost : What are you all gonna do?

    Zorak : I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.

  • [watching 60s cartoon of himself] 

    Space Ghost : Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?

  • [Space Ghost and Moltar are holding a dinner murder mystery] 

    Space Ghost : Now, what about these beans?

    Moltar : Those must've fallen out of my hair.


    Moltar : Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up!


    Moltar : Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up?


    Moltar : Those are part of the dinner.

    Space Ghost : No they're not. They're part of the plot.

    Moltar : They were on the menu.

    Space Ghost : Murder is on the menu.

  • Zorak : You dance like a woman.

    Space Ghost : I dance like a woman... if she were a man!

    Zorak : Well... ya got me there.

  • Space Ghost : I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.

  • Space Ghost : Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.

  • Space Ghost : I could plead the Fifth.

    Zorak : If you could count that high.

  • Space Ghost : No one sleeps with my grandmother!


    Space Ghost : Right?

    Zorak : Right!

    [in the background] 

    Zorak : From now on.

  • [singing the Twelve Days of Christmas] 

    [a horribly failed attempt at the Twelve Days of Christmas] 

    Council of Doom : On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

    Black Widow : Leonard Nimoy Sings!

    Tansut : Four quesadillas!

    Lokar : Three reruns of "What's Happening!"

    Metallus : Two plus eight is ten.

    Brak : Hi, my name is Braaaak!

    Space Ghost : Enough! That was pitiful!

  • Space Ghost : Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it.

  • Space Ghost : I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!

  • Space Ghost : Did you just call me a monkey?

  • Space Ghost : Moltar, what's our depth?

    Moltar : 20,000 leagues, sir.

    Space Ghost : Take her to twenty-one.

    Moltar : Twenty-one? But... why?

    Space Ghost : Because it's more fantastical.

  • Space Ghost : Let's break down these boxes so they store easier!

    Zorak : ...That's boring!

    Space Ghost : You don't know from fun!

  • Space Ghost : Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

  • Space Ghost : Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!

  • Space Ghost : I'm gonna go to the desk, now...

    Zorak : You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get.

    [teleports to the desk] 

    Space Ghost : Here I am now... At the desk.

    Moltar : [shouts]  You got lucky, Pal!

    Zorak : You try it *next time*! You see what you get!

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