Robert Picardo: Howard the Theater Manager
Howard, the Theater Manager : [believing that the Soviets are attacking his theater] This is it!
Howard, the Theater Manager : The country is on red alert. People are already scared.
Lawrence Woolsey : Exactly! What a perfect time to open a new horror movie. Think of it, my friend. Millions of people looking over their shoulder, waiting for God's other shoe to drop, never knowing if each kiss, each sunset...
[Woolsey steps on a malted milk ball]
Lawrence Woolsey : ...each malted milk ball might be their last.