There's Nothing Out There (1991)
Mike: We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream.
Doreen: You really think there's something out there trying to kill us?
[Something inside the house breaks]
Mike: No, now it may be inside.
Mike: If we can confuse the creature enough to beat the crap out of itself we could get close enough to axe it.
Stacy: This feels like mud.
Mike: It is mud. Dirt and water make mud. You learn something new every day.
Jim: This asshole comes down here looking like Friday the 13th trying to scare us!
[Stacy is vulnerable to an attack from the creature]
Mike: Is someone paying you to stand by an open window? There are some razor blades in the corner you can play with if you like.
Mike: Oh great, it controls minds, it eats people, it reproduces!
Mike: This part reminds me of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers.'
Stacy: How did they kill them?
Mike: They didn't.
Nick: Really, Mike, it's logically stupid for you to be worried by this.
David: I don't exactly call a disappearing raw chicken a murder attempt.