Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones : [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel : [in German] What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana Jones : [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.
[the other passengers all pull out their tickets and wave them furiously at him]
Indiana Jones : Nazis. I hate these guys.
Sallah : Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones : That's his name.
[points to himself]
Professor Henry Jones : Henry Jones...
[points to Indy]
Professor Henry Jones : ...Junior.
Indiana Jones : I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones : We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus Brody : May we go home now, please?
Sallah : The dog?
Sallah : You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
Indiana Jones : I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
Indiana Jones : Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?
Indiana Jones : [Lecturing in class] Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall.
[the students laugh]
Indiana Jones : So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot.
[Words he will learn to eat, upon following a series of Roman numerals through a Venetian library in order to locate a hidden passage. Said passage is marked with the Roman numeral for "10" - an "X"!]
Indiana Jones : 70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.
Elsa : It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan : He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones : The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]
Marcus Brody : Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?
[Indiana and Henry are tied up]
Indiana Jones : Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones : But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana Jones : Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.
Professor Henry Jones : The Word of God.
Marcus Brody : No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor Henry Jones : The Name of God.
Indiana Jones : The Name of God... Jehovah.
Professor Henry Jones : But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
Indiana Jones : J-...
[he steps on the "J" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
Indiana Jones : Oh, *idiot*! In Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"!
Indiana Jones : I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.
[talking about how they both slept with the same woman]
Indiana Jones : It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
Professor Henry Jones : Well, I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones : Dad, I *was* the next man.
Professor Henry Jones : Oh... ships that pass in the night.
[Indiana slips and nearly falls into the abyss, but Henry grabs his hand]
Professor Henry Jones : Junior, give me your other hand! I can't hold on!
Indiana Jones : [reaching for the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad...
Professor Henry Jones : Indiana.
[surprised, Indy looks up at his father]
Professor Henry Jones : Indiana... let it go.
[Vogel is holding Elsa hostage at gunpoint]
Colonel Vogel : Throw down the gun or the girl will die.
Professor Henry Jones : But she's one of them.
Elsa : Indy, please!
Professor Henry Jones : She's a Nazi.
Indiana Jones : What?
Professor Henry Jones : Trust me.
Elsa : Indy, help!
Colonel Vogel : I will kill her!
Professor Henry Jones : Oh yeah? Go ahead.
Indiana Jones : No! Don't shoot!
Professor Henry Jones : Don't worry. He won't.
Elsa : Indy, please do what he says!
Professor Henry Jones : And don't listen to her.
Colonel Vogel : Enough! She dies!
Indiana Jones : Wait! Wait.
[Indy tosses over the gun. Vogel lets Elsa go and she runs right into Indy's arms]
Elsa : I'm sorry.
Indiana Jones : Don't be.
[Elsa takes the grail diary from Indy's pocket, smiles, then hands it to Vogel]
Elsa : But you should have listened to your father.
Elsa : [to Indy] I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
Professor Henry Jones : Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
Elsa : [kisses Indy] Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.
Colonel Vogel : Und zis is how ve zay goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[punches Indy with the head of his cane; Indy's head smacks into Henry's behind him]
Indiana Jones : I liked the Austrian way better.
Professor Henry Jones : So did I.
Indiana Jones : [shouting, as the boat is being chopped up by a propeller] Why are you trying to kill us?
Kazim : Because you are looking for the Holy Grail!
Indiana Jones : My *father* was looking for the Holy Grail! Did you kill him too?
Kazim : No!
Indiana Jones : Where is he? Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim : If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indiana Jones : Then we'll die!
Kazim : My soul is prepared! How's yours?
[Indiana Jones walks over after climbing up from the cliff and Professor Henry Jones grabs him in hug]
Professor Henry Jones : I thought I'd lost you boy.
Indiana Jones : I thought you had too Sir.
Professor Henry Jones : [moves back and attempts to compose himself] Well... well done. Come on.
[Professor Henry Jones walks away and Indiana Jones collapses to the ground in exhaustion]
Professor Henry Jones : [looks back and frowns] Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?
Principal SS Officer at Castle : [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Principal SS Officer at Castle : I will take zuh book now.
Principal SS Officer at Castle : You have zuh diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones : You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here?
Professor Henry Jones : You didn't, did you?
Professor Henry Jones : You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones : Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones : You *did*!
Indiana Jones : Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones : I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!
Indiana Jones : Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones : Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones : I came here to SAVE you!
Professor Henry Jones : Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR?
Indiana Jones : [shouts] I told you...
[grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead]
Indiana Jones : DON'T call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones : Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!
Indiana Jones : It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood.
Professor Henry Jones : I was a wonderful father.
Indiana Jones : Yeah, how?
Professor Henry Jones : Did I ever tell you to eat up, go to bed, wash your ears, or do your homework? No. I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance.
Indiana Jones : What you taught me is that I was less important to you than people who've been dead for 500 years in another country. And I learned it so well, that we've hardly spoken for 20 years.
Professor Henry Jones : You left just as you were becoming interesting.
[He closes his diary]
Professor Henry Jones : Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about?
[Indy finds himself at a loss for words]
Indiana Jones : I... I can't think of... anything.
[Henry looks baffled]
Professor Henry Jones : Then what are you complaining about? We have work to do. Now then, he who finds the Grail must face 3 challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Breath of God: Only in a leap from the lion's head, shall he prove his worth.
Professor Henry Jones : [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
Indiana Jones : And the head. You hit me dad.
Professor Henry Jones : I'll never forgive myself.
Indiana Jones : Don't worry I'm all right.
Professor Henry Jones : Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.
Butler : [Answering door] Yes?
Indiana Jones : [In Scottish accent] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched
[sneezes in butler's face]
Indiana Jones : Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle
Butler : Are you expected?
Indiana Jones : Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant
[Drags Elsa towards him]
Indiana Jones : are here to view the tapestries
Butler : Tapestries?
Indiana Jones : The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries
Butler : This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!
Indiana Jones : How dare he?
[punches butler in face]
Elsa : You came back for the book? Why?
Indiana Jones : My father didn't want it incinerated.
Elsa : [angrily] Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika!
Indiana Jones : [angrily] You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe?
Elsa : [pleadingly] You do!
[Donovan wants Indy to get the Grail]
Walter Donovan : You could go down in history.
Indiana Jones : As what? A Nazi stooge like you?
Walter Donovan : The Nazis? Is that the limit of your vision? The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend, take on the world. Well, they're welcome to it. But I want the Grail itself, the cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health after he's gone the way of the dodo.
[Indy and his father have stolen a plane from the airship, and are now being chased by German fighters]
Indiana Jones : Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready!
[Henry turns around and gets the gun ready]
Indiana Jones : [spotting an approaching fighter] 11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones : [looking at his watch] What happens at 11 o'clock?
Indiana Jones : [steals a flower for Elsa] Fraulein, will you permit me?
Elsa : I usually don't.
Indiana Jones : I usually don't either.
Elsa : In that case I permit you.
Indiana Jones : It would make me very happy.
Elsa : But I am already sad, by tomorrow it will have faded.
Indiana Jones : Tomorrow I'll steal you another one.
Indiana Jones : ...who drinks the water I shall give him, says the Lord, will have a spring inside him welling up for eternal life. Let them bring me to your holy mountain in the place where you dwell. Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, to the Temple where the cup that - where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever.
Elsa : [after finding that her room has been ransacked] My room.
Indiana Jones : Mine too.
Elsa : What were they looking for?
Indiana Jones : This.
Elsa : The Grail Diary?
Indiana Jones : Uh huh.
Elsa : You had it? You didn't trust me?
Indiana Jones : I didn't know you. At least I let you tag along.
Elsa : Oh yes, Give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere.
Indiana Jones : Knock it off, you're not mad.
Elsa : No?
Indiana Jones : No, you like the way I do things.
Elsa : You're lucky I don't do things the same way. You'd still be standing at the Venice Pier.
Indiana Jones : What do you think is going on here? Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here. My guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I am sure I am going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
[Indiana Kisses Elsa]
Elsa : How dare you kiss me.
[Elsa Kisses Indiana]
Indiana Jones : Leave me alone, I don't like fast women.
Elsa : [while nibbling on Indiana's ear] And I hate arrogant men.
Indiana Jones : [after they both fall into bed, kissing] Ahh, Venice.
Indiana Jones : Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
Indiana Jones : Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.
[Elsa slips into a crevice and nearly falls, but Indiana grabs her leather gloved hands just in time. She slowly turns her head to see the grail resting below her]
Indiana Jones : Elsa...
[Elsa wrenches her left hand free to reach the grail]
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Don't Elsa. Elsa. Give me your other hand honey, I can't hold you!
Elsa : I can reach it... I can reach it...
[the glove on her hand starts slipping]
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Give me your hand, give me your other hand!
[Elsa cries out as she nearly touches the grail. The glove suddenly slips off her hand and she plunges into the abyss]
Indiana Jones : Elsa!
Indiana Jones : [Being tied up together] We gotta get free, dad. We've gotts get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones : I thought that Marcus had a two day head start, and would vanish, disappear.
Indiana Jones : Are you kidding? I made that up. C'mon dad, you know Marcus he got lost in one of his own museums one time. Dad, can you reach into my left pocket?
Professor Henry Jones : What will I find?
Indiana Jones : [Sarcastically] A lucky charm.
Professor Henry Jones : [Reaches into Indy's left jacket pocket] Feels like a cigarette lighter.
Indiana Jones : Use it to burn the ropes.
[Then Henry lights thew lighter and reaches back and burns himself androps the lighter to the floor, and after blowing on it a few times he starts a fire]
Professor Henry Jones : Son, there's something I have to tell you.
Indiana Jones : Don't get sentimental now dad, save until we get out.
Professor Henry Jones : The floor is in fire, and the chair.
Indiana Jones : Ahh, Venice.
Indiana Jones : Oh, rats!
[Indiana Jones finds a whole bunch of rats in his path]
Elsa : [meeting Indy and Marcus in Venice] The last time I saw your father we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the Knight's tomb. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.
Indiana Jones : Who, Atilla The Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy.
[Elsa has helped Vogal capture Indy and his father]
Indiana Jones : She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
[Elsa picks up the Grail and attempts to leave the Temple with it]
Elsa : We have got it, come on!
Indiana Jones : Elsa. Elsa don't move.
Elsa : It's ours Indy, yours and mine.
Indiana Jones : Elsa don't cross the seal. The knight warned us not to take the grail from here!
[Elsa ignores Indiana and her bootheel steps across the Great Seal, triggering the temple's collapse]
Professor Henry Jones : [after escaping from the Nazis, and coming onto a road sign] Stop, wait, stop! Stop! You're going the wrong way. We have to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones : [Points to the sign] Brody's *this* way.
Professor Henry Jones : My diary's in Berlin.
Indiana Jones : [cross] We don't need the diary, dad; Marcus has the map.
Professor Henry Jones : There is more in the diary than *just the map*.
Indiana Jones : [stops the motorcycle, annoyed] All right, Dad. Tell me.
Professor Henry Jones : Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.
Indiana Jones : What final challenge?
Professor Henry Jones : Three devices of such lethal cunning.
Indiana Jones : Booby traps?
Professor Henry Jones : Oh, yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through them in the Chronicles of St. Anselm.
Indiana Jones : [pleased] Well, what are they?
[Henry tries to recall]
Indiana Jones : Can't you remember?
Professor Henry Jones : I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't *have* to remember.
Indiana Jones : [angry] Half the German Army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?
Professor Henry Jones : Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail.
Indiana Jones : What about Marcus?
Professor Henry Jones : Marcus would agree with me!
Indiana Jones : [quietly] Two selfless martyrs; Jesus Christ.
Professor Henry Jones : [slaps Indy, angrily] That was for blasphemy! The quest for the Grail is not archaeology; it's a race against evil! If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth! Do you understand me?
Indiana Jones : [Still annoyed] This is an obsession, dad. I *never* understood it. Never. Neither did mom.
Professor Henry Jones : [clearly hurt] Oh, yes she did. Just all too well. But, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.
Grail Knight : I knew you'd come. But my strength has left me.
Indiana Jones : Who are you?
Grail Knight : The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the grail and to guard it.
Indiana Jones : That was seven hundred years ago.
Grail Knight : Long time to wait. You're strangely dressed for a knight.
Indiana Jones : What exactly? A knight? What do you mean?
Grail Knight : I was chosen because I was the bravest, the most worthy. The honor was mine until another came to challenge me to single combat...
[offering his sword to Indiana Jones]
Grail Knight : I pass to you who'll vanquish me.
Elsa : I left your father working in the library. He sent me to the map section to fetch an ancient plan of the city. When I got back to his table, he'd gone, with all his papers, except for that scrap, which I found near his chair.
Indiana Jones : [showing Marcus] Roman numerals.
Elsa : Here is the library.
Indiana Jones : That doesn't look much like a library.
Marcus Brody : Looks like a converted church.
Elsa : [cut to them inside] In this case, it's the literal truth. We are on holy ground. These columns over here were brought back as spoils of war after the sacking of Byzantium during the Crusades.
Indiana Jones : Marcus, I've seen this window before.
Marcus Brody : Where?
Indiana Jones : Right here, in dad's diary.
[opening it to the right page]
Indiana Jones : You see?
Marcus Brody : Look, Indy. The Roman numerals.
Indiana Jones : Dad was on to something here.
Marcus Brody : Well, now we know the source of the numbers, but we still don't know what they mean.
Indiana Jones : Dad sent me this diary for a reason. Until we find out why, I suggest we keep it to ourselves.
Indiana Jones : All right, where's my father?
Kazim : If you let me go, I will tell you where he is.
Indiana Jones : Who are you?
Kazim : My name is Kazim.
Indiana Jones : And why were you trying to kill me?
Kazim : The secret of the Grail has been safe for a thousand years, and for all that time...
[revealing a tattoo on his chest]
Kazim : ...the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword have been prepared to do anything to keep it safe.
Indiana Jones : The knights of the First Crusade laid siege to the city of Alexandretta for over a year. The entire city was destroyed. The present city of Iskenderun is built on its ruins. Marcus, you remember what the Grail tablet said, "Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon." But where exactly?
Marcus Brody : Your father would know.
[a thought strikes him]
Marcus Brody : Your father did know. Look. He made a map.
[opening the diary]
Marcus Brody : He must have pieced it together from clues scattered the whole history of the Grail quest. A map with no names. Now, he knew there was a city with an oasis due east, here. He knew the course turned south through the desert to a river, and the river led into the mountains, here. Straight to the canyon. He knew everything except where to begin, the name of the city.
Indiana Jones : Alexandretta. Now we know.
Marcus Brody : Yes. Now we know.
Indiana Jones : Marcus, get hold of Sallah. Tell him to meet you in Iskenderun.
Marcus Brody : What about you?
Indiana Jones : I'm going after dad.
Indiana Jones : [solving the final Grail challenge] It's a leap of faith.
Indiana Jones : She ransacked her own room and I fell for it. How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones : Hmm?
Indiana Jones : How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones : She talks in her sleep.
Professor Henry Jones : [Indy nods at his father, then the statement catches up with him. He looks at his father in surprise] I didn't trust her, why did you?