Marshall Bell: Webster
Julius Benedict : Wait a minute. You forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.
Webster : What third rule?
Vincent Benedict : Third rule?
Julius Benedict : Yeah, third rule.
Vincent Benedict : [notices the crane above Webster] Oooh! The third rule.
Webster : What's the third rule?
[Vincent hits the crane switch which drops a pile of chains on Webster burying him]
Vincent Benedict : Yo! Holy shmoly! Now there's a man with a lot on his mind.
Burt Klane : [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.
Bob Klane : [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!
Burt Klane : [to Webster] Who are you?
Webster : That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.
Burt Klane : [Firmly] I asked you a question.
Webster : Well who are you?
Bob Klane : We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.
Webster : Interesting gene pool.
Burt Klane : Don't cast aspersions of my family.
Webster : Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?
Burt Klane : Right.
Webster : My Vince Benedict?
[Burt and Morris look at one another]
Webster : So what difference does it make who I am?
Webster : [On Vince's trail, Webster has come to his house, and finds it empty, save for Julius, the cat] Well what have we here? What a cute little kitty! So, where's Daddy?
Webster : [Picking up the cat, he finds the information Vince wrote down in the trash basket. He holds it up to read it] Well, well, well. Thank you very much...