Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
John Henry Richardson: Jack Chandler
Jack Chandler : I'd stumbled into the middle of an evil, insidious cult of chainsaw worshipping maniacs. I had to wonder if we'd let our religious freedom go too far in this country, or maybe our immigration laws were just too lax.
Jack Chandler : You could have knocked me over with a pubic hair.
Jack Chandler : Oh yeah, as for Sam... well, she's a big girl. Her mother was happy when she heard Sam was safe, and I needed a secretary - like a hole in the head. But she's a nice kid, so maybe I'll let her stay around awhile. Besides, she's got a great set of tits!