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Crocodile Dundee II (1988) Poster

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Fuji: [speaking about 'Crocodile' Dundee] Do you know who that was?

Cato: No.

Fuji: Clint Eastwood.

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Doris: Tell me, Sue, what is Mick like in bed?

Sue: [cleverly brushing off the question] I dunno, he still sleeps on the floor.

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Punk: [about Mick breaking into Rico's mansion/fortress] What are ya chances?

Mick: Fair.

Punk: What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?

Mick: [throws his knife across the room into the punk's mohawk] Better than average.

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Mick: What did you do last night?

Punk: We didn't do nothing. We was here all night.

Mick: That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off.

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[Aborigine speaks in Aborigine]

Charlie: No, mate, we just hold them.

Sue: What did he say?

Charlie: [winking] He wants to know if we're allowed to eat these men.

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Mick: G'day, amigo.

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Walt: Are you really enjoying that?

Diamond: [eating fire-roast bat] Nah - needs garlic.

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Nugget: [Sitting on a cooler of beer] G'day! Want a cold one?

Denning: Who are you?

Nugget: Call me Nugget. I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?

Denning: [Cocks his rifle] You shoulda bought a gun instead of a beer, mate.

Nugget: Nah. I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk.

Denning: [laughs] You got a what?

Donk: Donk.

[Takes Denning's rifle and knocks him out]

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Sue: Who do you think you are? You hold me here at gunpoint, threaten to kill people, then you act like you're some sort of rock star? You're a drug dealer. You're a grubby little parasite.

Rico: You should watch your mouth. It is not wise to annoy me. Bob Tanner did and I had his head blown off like that...

[snaps his finger softly]

Sue: You killed Bob?

Rico: And if your Mick screws this up...

[snaps his finger softly]

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Ledge Suicider: I'm about to throw myself off this building.

Mick: You could kill yourself.

Ledge Suicider: That's the whole idea.

Mick: Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.

[after several moments when the Ledge Suicider does not jump]

Mick: Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break.

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Walt: You know, some people say that he talks to the animals. The aborigines call him Jabba-Jahda-Ah-Der-Ahd, which means The Crocodile Who Walks Like a Man.

Rico: [chuckles] If what you say is true, it's lucky we brought the Kryptonite.

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Rico: Get some sleep. Gonna be a long day tomorrow.

Mick: [hiding and watching their campsite, he whispers] Yeah. And it' ll be a long night, too.

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Sue: You shot Walter.

Mick: Yeah. It was the only thing I could think of to save his life.

Sue: By shooting him?

Mick: I only nicked him.

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Mick: [to suicidal ledge-walker] Just out of curiosity, why would you want to - - pssshhheeewwwww?

[makes whistling sound and gestures with his arm in a diving motion]

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Sue: There's nothing wrong with the food, it's the company.

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Sue Charlton: Mick - be careful. This isn't a game.

Mick: It is to me.

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Mick: You ready to go home now?

Sue Charlton: I am home.

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Charlie: If Mick want his clothes back, he can climb down there and get it his bloody self.

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Mick: Wanna give me some help?

Sue: Would Bonnie say no to Clyde?

Mick: Who?

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Mick: Now we're all on foot. That makes us even.

Sue: Seven to two is "even"?

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Charlie: Mick's bloody lucky you can't shoot straight, Wal.

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Rico: This Dundee likes to play games, huh, Miguel? Maybe we show him some good games when it gets light.

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Walt: You want me to lead them to Jaba Point?

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Sue: Do you know where they are?

Mick: Yeah. They're about 500 yards that way, behind that ridge.

Sue: How do you know that?

Mick: Can't you smell it?

[Sniffs]

Sue: [Shakes her head] Their sweat?

Mick: [Smiling] Walt's aftershave.

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Mick: [collectively addressing the other diner patrons] Hey, the name's Mick Dundee from Australia - - I'm looking a job; anyone got any ideas?

Mick: [sees the patrons merely exchange puzzled glances and roll their eyes, then shruggingly turns back to the bartender] 'Kay, that's enough job-huntin' for one day!

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Mick: Well maybe you can protect her, but I know that I can. But not here, someplace I can see him coming.

Brannigan: Where do you have in mind?

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Mick: Take your bra off.

Sue: This is hardly the time.

[Sue proceeds to take her bra off without taking off her shirt. She hands her bra to a stunned Mick]

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Rico: Dundee!

Rico: I know you're up there. Come down, or I shoot your friend.

Mick: [Thinks for a moment] Shoot the dopey bastard!

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