Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Poster

Levi Stubbs: Audrey II



  • Audrey II : Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

  • Audrey II : Feed me!

    Seymour : Does it have to be human?

    Audrey II : Feed me!

    Seymour : Does it have to be mine?

    Audrey II : Feeeed me!

    Seymour : Where am I supposed to get it?

    Audrey II : [singing]  Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

  • Seymour : Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

    Audrey II : No shit, Sherlock.

    Seymour : We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.

    Audrey II : And I want to thank you.

  • [repeated line] 

    Audrey II : Feed me, Seymour!

  • Audrey II : [singing]  Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.

  • Seymour : Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say!

    Audrey II : But it's true, isn't it?

    Seymour : No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

    Audrey II : Mmmmmm, sure you do!

    [Turns Seymour around to look out the window. They see Orin and Audrey. Orin yells at Audrey and at last hits her] 

  • Seymour : [singing]  I don't know.

    Audrey II : Come on, boy!

    Seymour : [singing]  I don't know!

    Audrey II : Lighten up!

    Seymour : [singing]  I have so, so many strong reservations.

    Audrey II : Tell it to the Marines!

    Seymour : [singing]  Should I go and perform mutilations?

  • Audrey II : [singing]  If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!

  • Audrey II : [singing]  I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!

  • [his last lines, theatrical cut] 

    Audrey II : Oh, shit!

  • Audrey : I don't believe it.

    Audrey II : Believe it, baby. It talks.

    Audrey : Am I dreaming this?

    Audrey II : No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.

  • Audrey II : [singing]  you know the kind'a eats, the kind'a red HOT sweets, the kind'a sticky licky treats I crave!

  • Audrey II : [singing]  I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!

  • Audrey II : [rapping]  You know I don't come from no Black Lagoon.

    Pods : No!

    Audrey II : I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.

    Pods : Yes!

    Audrey II : You can keep The Thing.

    Pods : Thing!

    Audrey II : Keep The It.

    Pods : It!

    Audrey II : Keep The Creature, they don't mean shit!

  • Audrey II : I need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm dryin' up. I'm a *goner*, honey!

    Audrey II : [singing]  Come on and give me a drink!

    Audrey : I don't know if I should.

    Audrey II : [singing]  Hey, little lady, be nice.

    Audrey : Do you talk to Seymour like this?

    Audrey II : [singing]  Sure do. I'll take it straight.

    Audrey : Your leaves *are* dry.

    Audrey II : [singing]  Don't need no glass or no ice.

    Audrey : I'll get the can.

    Audrey II : [singing]  Don't need no twist of lime...

    Audrey : [sing-song]  Here we go!

    Audrey II : And now it's *suppertime*!

  • Audrey II : [Seymour quietly tries to sneak out of the shop with suitcases while the plant is asleep. As he slowly opens the door... ]  Feed me.

    Seymour : Under NO circumstances.

    Audrey II : FEED me.

    Seymour : [annoyed]  I will not, so stop asking.

    Audrey II : Feed me!

    Seymour : [puts down suitcase]  No! No more! I can't keep living with the guilt

    Audrey II : [coldly]  Tough titty.

    Seymour : You watch your language.

    Audrey II : [stands up to full height]  Ooooh, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!

  • Audrey II : Tough titty!

    Seymour : You watch your language!

    Audrey II : Aw cut the crap and bring on the meat!

  • Mr. Mushnik : [after Seymour asks why Mushnik is angry at him]  Little red dots all over the linoleum, little red spots on the concrete outside - I'm talking blood, Krelborn! I'm talking under my own roof!

    [grabs an axe] 

    Mr. Mushnik : An axe murderer!

    [Seymour goes alarmed] 

    Audrey II : [sings off-screen]  He's got your number now.

    Mr. Mushnik : I saw everything!

    Audrey II : He knows just what you've done.

    Mr. Mushnik : Everything you did to her boyfriend!

    Audrey II : You've got no place to hide.

    Mr. Mushnik : [swings the axe]  I saw you chopping him!

    Audrey II : You've got nowhere to run.

    Seymour : [innocently]  It's true! I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!

    Audrey II : He knows your life of crime.

    Mr. Mushnik : [points a gun at him]  Tell it to the police!

    Audrey II : I think it's suppertime!

  • [director's cut] 

    Seymour : 'Every household in America'! That's what you had in mind, isn't it?

    Audrey II : No shit, Sherlock!

    Seymour : We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest!

    Audrey II : And I wanna thank you!

    Seymour : [distraught]  You ate the only thing I ever loved!

    [Audrey II laughs at him] 

    Seymour : You're a monster, and so am I! It's gotta end! It's gotta stop right here!

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