Margot Kidder: Lois Lane
Lois Lane : How big are you... um... how *tall* are you?
Lois Lane : Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool. Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I'm thinking of? Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are. You can fly. You belong in the sky. You and I... could belong to each other. If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to. If you need to be loved... here I am. Read my mind.
[Superman and Lois are standing on opposite sides of a large planter]
Lois Lane : What color underwear am I wearing?
Superman : [looking] Hmmm...
Lois Lane : Oh, I'm sorry, I embarrassed you, didn't I?
Superman : Oh, no, no, no, not at all, Miss Lane, it's just that this planter must be made of lead.
Lois Lane : Uh, yes it is. So?
Superman : Well, you see, I, uh, I sort of have a problem seeing through lead.
Lois Lane : Oh, that's interesting.
Lois Lane : [Writing] Problem seeing through lead. Hmmm. Uh, d-do you have a first name?
Superman : What do you mean, like, uh, Ralph or something?
Lois Lane : No, no, I mean like...
[walks away from the planter]
Superman : Pink.
Lois Lane : Huh?
Superman : Pink.
[Lois walks back to the planter]
Superman : Um, sorry, Miss Lane, I didn't mean to embarrass you.
Clark Kent : Excuse me, Mr. White. I was wondering if, if, uh, perhaps you could arrange for half my salary to be sent to this address on a weekly basis.
Lois Lane : Your bookie, right?
Clark Kent : My what?
Lois Lane : Don't tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.
Clark Kent : Actually, she's silver-haired.
Clark Kent : Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
Lois Lane : How did you know that?
Clark Kent : Know what?
Lois Lane : You just described the exact contents of my purse.
[Clark peeks in her purse]
Clark Kent : Hmm. Uh, wild guess.
Lois Lane : What a super man... "Superman"!
Clark Kent : [in Superman's voice] Lois, there's something I have to tell you. I'm really...
[In Clark's voice]
Clark Kent : I-I mean I was, at first, really nervous about tonight, uh... but then I decided, darn it! I'm gonna show you the time of your life.
Lois Lane : [still infatuated with Superman] That's Clark, nice.
Lois Lane : As you know, my newspaper, the Daily Planet, is very interested in that dam, Chief, but what I don't understand is why you would sell out to a faceless person that you've never met. I mean, you don't even know his name.
[the Chief taps on Lois' dashboard as she goes off the road]
Lois Lane : Oh, yeah!
Indian Chief : At the stupid high price that he offered for this worthless piece of desert, I hope it's Custer!
Lois Lane : Perfect! That's just what I need. Thank you.
Lois Lane : [Repeated line; whenever Lois is in danger] Help me! HELP!