Female Trouble (1974)
David Lochary: Donald Dasher
Taffy Davenport : What's that camera for?
Donald Dasher : To take pictures of your mother.
Taffy Davenport : HER?
Donald Dasher : We happen to think she's quite beautiful.
Taffy Davenport : You must be cockeyed, then! HEY, lady! Have some CHIPS!
Donna Dasher : Really, I couldn't. Thanks, but uh, no thanks.
Taffy Davenport : (mockingly) Nuh NYEHH nuh NYEEHHH.
Dawn Davenport : You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?
Donna Dasher : I'll have two chicken breasts please.
Dawn Davenport : Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.
Donna Dasher : I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian?
Donald Dasher : We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.
Donna Dasher : I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.
Aunt Ida : Aahhh! Ahhhh! Dawn, ya son of a bitch! You're the one who did it! YOU! You drove Gater away!
[as Ida enters the room]
Donald Dasher : Oh my God!
Donna Dasher : Incredible!
Dawn Davenport : Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!
[hurling acid into Dawn's face]
Aunt Ida : You made Gater leave! I got somethin for your face, motherfucker!
Donald Dasher : We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique".
Stripper : Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon.
Donna Dasher : And supposing we become sick of you?
Stripper : Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...!
Donna Dasher : Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up a distinct feeling of nausea.
Stripper : Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!
Taffy : [showing up at Superstar nightclub dressed in saffron robes] Hare Krishna, mother!
Dawn Davenport : You've finally done it, haven't you! Embarrassed me on my night of FAME!
Dawn Davenport : No reporters saw you did they
[Taffy shaking off her mother's hands]
Dawn Davenport : Look at you, I could vomit!
Donald Dasher : THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY!
Donna Dasher : Remember Alice Crimmins.