William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Father Mulcahy : Colonel, an ambulance has turned over in the compound, you better come on the double.
Col. Potter : Anybody hurt?
Father Mulcahy : Well, the driver's a bit shaken-up, but he'll be all right.
Col. Potter : No-one else inside?
Father Mulcahy : No.
Col. Potter : Thank God.
Father Mulcahy : I already did.
Father Mulcahy : [offering to go through the local black market, for needed medicines] You'd be surprised what a priest can get away with.