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William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy



  • Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

    Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?

    Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

    Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.

    Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

  • Father Mulcahy : Colonel, an ambulance has turned over in the compound, you better come on the double.

    Col. Potter : Anybody hurt?

    Father Mulcahy : Well, the driver's a bit shaken-up, but he'll be all right.

    Col. Potter : No-one else inside?

    Father Mulcahy : No.

    Col. Potter : Thank God.

    Father Mulcahy : I already did.

  • Father Mulcahy : [offering to go through the local black market, for needed medicines]  You'd be surprised what a priest can get away with.

  • Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible]  Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.

    Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.

  • Father Mulcahy : [Col. Blake is in the middle of an operation, and Father Mulcahey is in need of blood]  Colonel Blake, are you busy?

    Henry Blake : No... I'm telling this mian's fortune by reading his bowels.

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