Lt. Mitchell : Hey, man, I remember you back at the Academy; a stack of books with legs! The only thing I ever heard from an upperclassman was, "Watch out for Lt. Kirk! In his class, you either think, or sink!"
Capt. Kirk : I wasn't THAT bad, was I?
Lt. Mitchell : If I hadn't aimed that little blond technician at you...
Capt. Kirk : You what? You... you PLANNED that?
Lt. Mitchell : Well, you wanted me to think, didn't you? I outlined her whole campaign for her!
Capt. Kirk : I almost MARRIED her!
Lt. Mitchell : You better be good to me. I'm getting even better ideas here.
Lt. Mitchell : Morals are for men, not gods.
Lt. Mitchell : [threatening] Time to pray, Captain. Pray to me!
Lt. Mitchell : Command and compassion is a fool's mixture!