An alcoholic is returning home from a night of partying and encounters the homeless Pink Panther in a park. He invites the panther to come and stay with him. But he has a wife who disapproves of him bringing in any guests. So, he has to keep the Pink Panther hidden, which tends to be rather painful for the hapless panther.
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The drunk is so "far into the bag" that he cannot speak coherently when he instructs and otherwise talks to Pinky, yet he is able to speak perfectly clearly when he addresses his wife. See more
[after hearing his enraged wife refer to Pinky as "your caterpillar friend"
CAHTHERPILLAR? You dthithdn'th thell me you whurruh CAHTHERPILLAR! I hate CAHTHERPILLARS! They're all FTHUHZZY! Yuckth!
Followed by Pink Quackers