Directed by Chelsea Stardust.
Starring Rebecca Romijn, Arden Myrin. Hayley Griffith, Ruby Modine, Mike E. Winfield, Aj Bowen, Jordan Ladd, Jeff Daniel Phillips, and Jerry O’Connell.
A pizza delivery girl at the end of her financial rope has to fight for her life – and her tips – when her last order of the night turns out to be high society Satanists in need of a virgin sacrifice.
Satanists, pizza, and the apocalypse. What should be my new favorite midnighter fails to live up to its riotous title. Chelsea Stardust’s Satanic Panic is sleepover horror that never fully materializes from portals opened by heretic incantations. All talk of Baphomet’s world-devouring, immortal deities massacring innocents, with none of the reciprocal actions viewers will so desperately crave. Ready Or Not is the movie Satanic Panic wants to be when it grows up – a vicious horror-comedy fueled by classism satire that pays off gloriously.