Cheese Hall of Fame

by murraldo17 | created - 03 Sep 2015 | updated - 13 Jan 2016 | Public

Only the rarest and ripest, most ridiculous and undeniably enjoyable of films shall make it into the Cheese Hall of Fame! Ratings mean little, my head says 2 but my heart says 10! In no particular order. All entrants are uniquely unique.

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1. Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)

TV-MA | 30 min | Comedy, Crime

Three petty felons have a documentary made about their life in a trailer park.

Stars: John Paul Tremblay, Robb Wells, Mike Smith, John Dunsworth

Votes: 34,681

Everything with Ricky, Bubbles and Julian, EVERYTHING! I say, is in the Cheese Hall of Fame.

2. Deathstalker (1983)

R | 80 min | Adventure, Fantasy

The warrior Deathstalker is sent by a witch on a quest to find a chalice, an amulet, and a sword, two of which are held by the wicked sorcerer Munkar.

Director: James Sbardellati | Stars: Rick Hill, Barbi Benton, Richard Brooker, Lana Clarkson

Votes: 3,815 | Gross: $11.92M

Just so casually violent and rapine. Such beautiful women, such stupid men, such a generic and silly plot. Such a why not? hero.

3. The Happening (2008)

R | 91 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi

34 Metascore

A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan | Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez

Votes: 189,462 | Gross: $64.51M

One day it will be revealed that M. Night was a wicked and satirical man. Mark Wahlberg as a science teacher?, the plants and the wind are the bad guys? Brilliant sir. Better than the ending of the Village and the Aliens who landed on a mostly water planet but who are killed when it rains.

4. Miami Connection (1987)

R | 83 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

56 Metascore

A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.

Directors: Woo-sang Park, Y.K. Kim | Stars: Y.K. Kim, Vincent Hirsch, Joseph Diamand, Maurice Smith

Votes: 4,299

A glorious Rock n Roll/Tae Kwon Do movie featuring those pesky Central Florida ninjas on motorcycles. It shouldn't work but it does.

5. Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)

R | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller

A young man with superhuman strength is incarcerated at a prison run by corrupt officials and seeks to use his martial arts to clean up the system.

Director: Ngai Choi Lam | Stars: Siu-Wong Fan, Mei Sheng Fan, Ka-Kui Ho, Yukari Ôshima

Votes: 11,823

Human words cannot describe this film very well. Bloody masterpiece. Maybe the most fun I ever had watching a movie.

6. Mandingo (1975)

R | 127 min | Drama, History, Romance

A slave owner in the 1840s trains one of his slaves to be a bare-knuckle fighter.

Director: Richard Fleischer | Stars: James Mason, Susan George, Perry King, Richard Ward

Votes: 3,155

The most amazingly racist, tawdry, brutal, misogynist, violent, overacted, cringe worthy, and train wreck enjoyable Big Budget movie from a major studio.

7. The Room (2003)

R | 99 min | Drama

9 Metascore

Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again.

Director: Tommy Wiseau | Stars: Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, Philip Haldiman

Votes: 76,299 | Gross: $0.56M

An anti-masterpiece. Hey.

8. Batman (1966)

PG | 105 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime

71 Metascore

The Dynamic Duo faces four supervillains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.

Director: Leslie H. Martinson | Stars: Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero

Votes: 28,346

60's Batman was so much fun. Bat Shark Repellent!

9. Night Train to Terror (1985)

R | 98 min | Horror

God and Satan are on a train discussing the fate of three individuals. The stories of the people in question are told in a trio of very strange vignettes. One involves an insane asylums ... See full summary »

Directors: John Carr, Phillip Marshak, Tom McGowan, Jay Schlossberg-Cohen, Gregg G. Tallas | Stars: Barbara Wyler, Jamie Scoggin, Stacey Lyons, Linda Maderas

Votes: 1,890

God plays himself. And they won't stop playing that song.

10. Samurai Cop (1991)

Unrated | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.

Director: Amir Shervan | Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas, Janis Farley, Mark Frazer

Votes: 6,153

Enjoyable right from the opening music, everything about this movie is unbelievable in an awesomely amazing way. Did the police chief write his own dialogue?

11. For Y'ur Height Only (1981)

88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb, to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme ... See full summary »

Director: Eddie Nicart | Stars: Weng Weng, Yehlen Catral, Carmi Martin, Anna Marie Gutierrez

Votes: 905

They don't make movies like this every day. A tiny Filipino James Bond kicks some serious ass, the stunts in this movie are great.

12. Chained Heat (1983)

R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Young Carol Henderson ends up in prison where she must learn how to survive in an environment plagued by violence, murder, rape, racism, drugs and staff corruption and brutality.

Director: Paul Nicholas | Stars: Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Tamara Dobson

Votes: 1,967 | Gross: $6.15M

Big, Big Hair! Big, Big Breasts! All sleazy male cast. They have cute little Linda Blair lead the prisoner riot. Almost too much cheese, almost.

13. Nightmare City (1980)

R | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

An airplane exposed to radiation lands, and blood drinking zombies emerge armed with knives, guns and teeth! They go on a rampage slicing, dicing, and biting their way across the Italian countryside.

Director: Umberto Lenzi | Stars: Hugo Stiglitz, Laura Trotter, Maria Rosaria Omaggio, Francisco Rabal

Votes: 5,218

The best and most fun "Low budget "notreallyazombie" zombie movie" ever made. They even tacked on a "screw you" ending just to show they care. Bravo.

14. Wild Things (1998)

R | 108 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

52 Metascore

A police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving a high-school guidance counselor when accusations of rape are made against him by two female students.

Director: John McNaughton | Stars: Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell, Matt Dillon, Denise Richards

Votes: 103,195 | Gross: $29.75M

One of the better All Star Big Budget Trash films. Unapologetic cheese with a great big wink.

15. The Wicker Man (2006)

PG-13 | 102 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

36 Metascore

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.

Director: Neil LaBute | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Leelee Sobieski, Kate Beahan

Votes: 61,884 | Gross: $23.64M

I love/hate this movie so much. It's really, really terrible but it is so amazing and stupid and wrong that I can't help watching it. When the bear suit appears, I lose my sh*t, every time. Bees, ha ha ha.

16. The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

PG | 105 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Lodge, a gaming geek, takes his playing very seriously, unlike his babyish friends who'd rather be immature. He decides to shake things up by introducing two unconventional people to their group.

Director: Matt Vancil | Stars: Nathan Rice, Carol Roscoe, Brian S. Lewis, Scott C. Brown

Votes: 3,026

And the award for the greatest nerd movie of all time, and I certainly mean that as the highest of compliments.

17. Showgirls (1995)

NC-17 | 128 min | Drama

16 Metascore

Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.

Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer

Votes: 58,839 | Gross: $20.30M

Apart from that brutal rape scene, this was one funny movie.

18. Barbarella (1968)

Approved | 98 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

51 Metascore

Barbarella, an astronaut from the 41st century, sets out to find and stop the evil scientist Durand Durand, whose Positronic Ray threatens to bring evil back into the galaxy.

Director: Roger Vadim | Stars: Jane Fonda, John Phillip Law, Anita Pallenberg, Milo O'Shea

Votes: 30,141

The sixties on acid in France. Make love in space with crazy makeup on mon cheri.

19. Vixen! (1968)

X | 70 min | Drama

Vixen lives in a Canadian mountain resort with her naive pilot husband. While he's away flying in tourists, she gets it on with practically everybody including a husband and his wife, and ... See full summary »

Director: Russ Meyer | Stars: Erica Gavin, Garth Pillsbury, Harrison Page, Jon Evans

Votes: 2,417

Erica Gavin is ... a force of womanhood that has to be seen to be believed. Love those Eyebrows!

20. Forbidden Zone (1982)

R | 74 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Musical

64 Metascore

The bizarre and musical tale of a girl who travels to another dimension through the gateway found in her family's basement.

Director: Richard Elfman | Stars: Gene Cunningham, Marie-Pascale Elfman, Virginia Rose, Phil Gordon

Votes: 4,325

A uniquely weird and catchy musical made by some obviously talented and creative people on all kinds of drugs.

21. Dolemite (1975)

R | 90 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

67 Metascore

After he is released from jail, a pimp takes on the criminals and corrupt police officers who framed him in the first place.

Director: D'Urville Martin | Stars: Rudy Ray Moore, D'Urville Martin, Jerry Jones, Lady Reed

Votes: 4,513

Dolemite is a one bad mutha.

22. Starcrash (1978)

PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.

Director: Luigi Cozzi | Stars: Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff

Votes: 5,726

Italian + Futuristic = Gay + Gay, with a bit of gay left over. I just mean that in an "very colorful and kinda camp" sense. Gay is great.

23. Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

R | 92 min | Action, Fantasy, Thriller

An evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman's body.

Director: Sam Firstenberg | Stars: Shô Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett, David Chung

Votes: 3,508 | Gross: $7.61M

Someone lost a bet and had to write a screenplay that combined 1. Ninjas 2. Aerobics 3. Possession/Exorcism 4. Set in Phoenix AZ. and I'll be damned if it didn't turn out too bad at all.

24. Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

In Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin.

Director: Andy Sidaris | Stars: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Harold Diamond

Votes: 3,310

Andy Sidaris was truly a maestro di fromage.

25. The Invisible Maniac (1990)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A budding young scientist lad is caught by his mom checking out the lady across the way with his telescope, whereupon she lectures him on the evils of women. Twenty years later and all ... See full summary »

Director: Adam Rifkin | Stars: Noel Peters, Savannah, Stephanie Blake, Melissa Moore

Votes: 1,046

The most enjoyable Invisible man movie in many a year. The entire female cast will get naked at one point. About 47 times more fun than Hollow Man. A suitable companion to Maniac (1980) perhaps?

26. Batman & Robin (1997)

PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi

28 Metascore

Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.

Director: Joel Schumacher | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman

Votes: 224,249 | Gross: $107.33M

"Ice to be here." It was real bad, but at least it was real fun and bad (and oh so gay), and it didn't have Jim Carrey. I love Batman, but sometimes the whole dark Dark Knight thing gets a little too carried away

27. Gymkata (1985)

R | 90 min | Action, Thriller

51 Metascore

An American gymnast travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years.

Director: Robert Clouse | Stars: Kurt Thomas, Tetchie Agbayani, Richard Norton, Edward Michael Bell

Votes: 3,582 | Gross: $5.73M

The best movie ever made in the former Yugoslavia that combined gymnastics, ninjas, and the cold war. In a class by itself.

28. Cannibal Girls (1973)

R | 84 min | Comedy, Horror

A young couple spend the night in an old farmhouse owned by a reverend, only to find out that it is also lived in by beautiful women who hunger after human flesh.

Director: Ivan Reitman | Stars: Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Ronald Ulrich, Randall Carpenter

Votes: 834

Watch this movie to see Eugene Levy in the world's best Gene Shalit Monster Jewfro. Holy hair.

29. Street Fighter (1994)

PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts.

Director: Steven E. de Souza | Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen, Damian Chapa

Votes: 62,989 | Gross: $33.42M

Much more enjoyable than the more serious Mortal Kombat movie. Not "good", but pretty fun with lots of crazy accents and overacting.

30. 2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

R | 96 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

After a nuclear war, society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks and the rebel Federation. A mercenary named Parsifal is hired by the Federation to infiltrate New York City, which ... See full summary »

Director: Sergio Martino | Stars: Michael Sopkiw, Valentine Monnier, George Eastman, Anna Kanakis

Votes: 2,604

The "Best" Italian ripoff of Escape from New York/Road Warrior. It has manly men, fertile women, cyborgs and a pretty good pace. I prefer this to the original, sometimes.

31. The Mighty Peking Man (1977)

PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

King Kong goes Hong Kong as a giant Himalayan beast tries to save a sexy Russia Tarzanette from a sleazy show-biz promoter. The action, locations set in India, and interracial romance made ... See full summary »

Director: Meng Hua Ho | Stars: Evelyne Kraft, Danny Lee, Feng Ku, Wei Tu Lin

Votes: 1,547 | Gross: $0.02M

A colorful and blatant Hong Kong attempt to rip off King Kong is joyfully nuts and surprisingly racist. Nope, that girl's top is not coming off.

32. Red Dawn (1984)

PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Drama

55 Metascore

It is the dawn of World War III. In mid-western America, a group of teenagers band together to defend their town, and their country, from invading Soviet forces.

Director: John Milius | Stars: Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, Charlie Sheen

Votes: 48,734 | Gross: $38.38M

When Harry Dean Stanton yells "Avenge Meeeeeee!", that is 100% American Cheese Sir! Where's my gun Pa? True freedom means living in the woods and killing things.

33. Road House (1989)

R | 114 min | Action, Thriller

36 Metascore

A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar.

Director: Rowdy Herrington | Stars: Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara

Votes: 58,121 | Gross: $30.05M

Most popular movie in the Hall. Jeff Healey and his Band are not cheesy at all, they were really good.

34. Mad Foxes (1981)

Not Rated | 80 min | Action, Thriller

A man seeks revenge after a biker gang murders his family.

Director: Paul Grau | Stars: José Gras, Laura Premica, Andrea Albani, Peter Saunders

Votes: 610

Crazy in a weirdly casual way. A sublime dubbing job adds a whole new level to the movie. Madly sexual and violently amoral best describes the "hero". Penises everywhere and he drives a really cool Vette.

35. H.O.T.S. (1979)

R | 98 min | Comedy

College exploitation film focusing on the wild escapades of the women of H.O.T.S. Sorority. The antics include but are certainly not limited to a wet t-shirt contest, a sky-diving episode, ... See full summary »

Director: Gerald Seth Sindell | Stars: Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron

Votes: 1,629

OMG! It's got a seal! It's got a bear! It's got a mobster in a robot suit like AWESOME-O! Sky Diving Playmates. Danny Bonaduce as himself! A perfect blend of slobs vs snobs and fraternity sex comedy.

36. The Visitor (1979)

R | 108 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

65 Metascore

The soul of a young girl with telekinetic powers becomes the prize in a fight between forces of God and the Devil.

Director: Giulio Paradisi | Stars: Mel Ferrer, Glenn Ford, Lance Henriksen, John Huston

Votes: 2,716

Italian Science Fiction, I love those words. Crazy movie, it features a blonde Franco Nero alien Jesus. John Huston as the babysitter? Shelly Winters slapping an evil little girl! Basketball! Birds of Prey! and all with an awesomely cheesy synth pop soundtrack.

37. Ninja: The Final Duel (1986)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Crime

The Ji Ho Ninja clan vow to destroy the monks of a Shaolin temple. To do so they must first perfect their Water Spider Assault Unit, the Iron Tiger Claw, the Ninja Rock Climbing Formation ... See full summary »

Director: Robert Tai | Stars: Alexander Rei Lo, Alice Tseng, Alan Lee, Eugene Thomas

Votes: 151

Crazily entertaining, very fast paced. Goofy treacherous ninjas. Do Hare Krishna know any kung fu? Ha Ha HA, that's some terrific voice acting. Wait til they try to imitate a black American monk from Harlem? Naked female ninja!

38. Vixen! (1968)

X | 70 min | Drama

Vixen lives in a Canadian mountain resort with her naive pilot husband. While he's away flying in tourists, she gets it on with practically everybody including a husband and his wife, and ... See full summary »

Director: Russ Meyer | Stars: Erica Gavin, Garth Pillsbury, Harrison Page, Jon Evans

Votes: 2,417

Adultery! Incest! Eyebrows! Racism! Communism! Fishing! all in beautiful British Columbia. Vixen!

39. The Curse (1987)

R | 92 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

When a meteorite lands near his family farm during a storm in Tennessee, the son of a struggling farmer believes it's connected to strange plague-like events afflicting the crops, the farm animals and even the family themeselves.

Director: David Keith | Stars: Wil Wheaton, Claude Akins, Malcolm Danare, Cooper Huckabee

Votes: 2,463 | Gross: $1.93M

So much shirtless Wesley Crusher. OMG pedo heaven! Stupid people who ignore throbbing skin growths? What happens when chickens go evil? Just enough Italian madness makes a bad movie a cheesy masterpiece. Was John Schneider's part reduced, because his role makes no sense?

40. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Not Rated | 70 min | Horror

A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.

Director: Harold P. Warren | Stars: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Diane Adelson, Harold P. Warren

Votes: 33,990

A silly plot with some very bad casting and acting. The voice acting and dubbing was hysterically wrong and the music totally inappropriate. Manos has an epic stache and a great robe. It plays like a color silent movie where the music and words were thought up after it was filmed. I loved every minute of this movie. Genius.

41. Tarkan and the Blood of the Vikings (1971)

86 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

TARKAN VERSUS THE VIKINGS features a mustached villain, who is the leader of a Viking clan that worships an octopus god-monster. The Vikings wish to kidnap a beautiful girl to sacrifice her... See full summary »

Director: Mehmet Aslan | Stars: Kartal Tibet, Eva Bender, Seher Seniz, Bilal Inci

Votes: 1,744



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