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1. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #2.8 (2008)

TV-MA | 21 min | Comedy

Cool, tough, bodacious sexy info that real guys need to know. What's Faster - Man Or Sperm? How Can A Burger Joint Cure Your Hemorrhoids? What Is The Horniest Animal In The Jungle? How can ... See full summary »

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Bobbi Billard, James J. Gotshaw, Vilayna LaSalle, Nort Mahoney

2. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (2006– )
Episode: Decadent Dishes (2013)

TV-G | 21 min | Reality-TV

Decadent dishes are found in Brooklyn at a Southern-style restaurant that serves chicken and waffles; a spicy pulled-pork sandwich; and a donut of the day; Guy visits a place in Puyallup, Wash., known for homemade meatballs.

Star: Guy Fieri

Votes: 12

3. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (2006– )
Episode: Eurocentric (2013)

TV-G | 22 min | Reality-TV

Guy's feasting on the tastes of Europe, including Tacoma, Wash., where he tries a hangover soup & a dish called Frikadelle; a Toronto place serving only meatballs; & a Polish family restaurant in Syracuse known for potato pancakes & stew.

Star: Guy Fieri

Votes: 11

4. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #2.9 (2008)

TV-MA | 21 min | Comedy

How Can You Survive A Tiger Attack?   Can Music Be Loud Enough To Kill You?  What Do Dudes Like Better, Boobs Or Butts?  How Fast Do You Have To Go To Rip Your Muscles ... See full summary »

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Bobbi Billard, James J. Gotshaw, Mike Leffingwell, Eric Martic

5. New Girl (2011–2018)
Episode: Parking Spot (2013)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy

A premium parking spot becomes available in the apartment building and the group fights over who deserves it. Nick, Jess, and Schmidt sit in the spot to see who gives up first. Winston meets up with Daisy but does not have a condom.

Director: Fred Goss | Stars: Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris

Votes: 831

6. Go On (2012–2013)
Episode: Go Deep (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Lauren hands out evaluation forms to her students; someone gives her a low grade and she struggles to find out who did it. Ryan hires Terrell Owens as an assistant while Carey is away. Ryan... See full summary »

Director: Linda Mendoza | Stars: Matthew Perry, Laura Benanti, Julie White, Suzy Nakamura

Votes: 144

7. Go On (2012–2013)
Episode: Ring and a Miss (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

Simone wants Ryan to remove his wedding ring, but he finds he cannot. After Ryan visits with an old friend, he realizes he is ready to go forward with Simone. Anne hires Mr K for a ... See full summary »

Director: Todd Holland | Stars: Matthew Perry, Laura Benanti, Julie White, Suzy Nakamura

Votes: 137

8. How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)
Episode: The Ashtray (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris

Votes: 2,144

9. How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)
Episode: Weekend at Barney's (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

Barney is forced to break out "The Playbook" one final time to keep Ted from getting back together with Jeanette and taking her to his wedding, and Marshall embarrasses Lily at an art exhibition.

Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris

Votes: 2,322

10. Mama (I) (2013)

PG-13 | 100 min | Horror, Thriller

57 Metascore

A young couple take in their two nieces only to suspect that a supernatural spirit named Mama has latched itself to their family.

Director: Andy Muschietti | Stars: Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Megan Charpentier, Isabelle Nélisse

Votes: 161,035 | Gross: $71.63M

11. The Middle (2009–2018)
Episode: Winners and Losers (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss.

Director: John Putch | Stars: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie McDermott, Eden Sher

Votes: 178

12. The Middle (2009–2018)
Episode: Wheel of Pain (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

While Frankie and Mike are out, Axl, Sue, and Brick are all involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else die it. Frankie and Mike do not believe them and find ways to get them to tell the truth.

Director: Lee Shallat Chemel | Stars: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie McDermott, Eden Sher

Votes: 181

13. True Blood (2008–2014)
Episode: Strange Love (2008)

TV-MA | 58 min | Drama, Fantasy, Mystery

In a society where humans and vampires co-exist, set in the small town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, Sookie Stackhouse is a young woman who may have found a perfect boyfriend. Sookie is ... See full summary »

Director: Alan Ball | Stars: Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, Ryan Kwanten

Votes: 2,762

14. The Walking Dead (2010– )
Episode: I Ain't a Judas (2013)

TV-MA | 42 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

As Rick and the group debate their next course of action, Andrea tries to negotiate with them. Meanwhile, The Governor prepares Woodbury for battle.

Director: Greg Nicotero | Stars: Andrew Lincoln, Sarah Wayne Callies, Laurie Holden, Norman Reedus

Votes: 7,859

15. The Simpsons (1989– )
Episode: Treehouse of Horror (1990)

TV-PG | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

The Simpsons move into a cursed house, then are abducted by aliens, before Homer is ensconced in a tale by Edgar Allen Poe.

Directors: Wesley Archer, Rich Moore, David Silverman | Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

Votes: 2,717

16. The Simpsons (1989– )
Episode: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

After the power plant experiences bad publicity and is threatened with closure, Mr. Burns decides to run for Governor in order to have power over the law.

Director: Wesley Archer | Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

Votes: 2,250

17. 1600 Penn (2012–2013)
Episode: To the Ranch (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Unable to decide which of three candidates to nominate for the Supreme Court, the president delays it and takes an 'inspirational' family weekend holiday on the ranch. While clumsy Skip ... See full summary »

Director: Ken Whittingham | Stars: Josh Gad, Jenna Elfman, Martha MacIsaac, André Holland

Votes: 52

18. The Cleveland Show (2009–2013)
Episode: Brownsized (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Cleveland loses his job at Waterman Cable but doesn't tell Donna about his six months of severance pay. Meanwhile, Rallo convinces Roberta to dump Federline and find a black boyfriend.

Directors: Phil Allora, Albert Calleros, Anthony Lioi | Stars: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Kid Cudi

Votes: 115

19. Community (2009–2015)
Episode: Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

The Study Group loses access to the study room to the German foosballers, and Chang returns to campus, claiming to be suffering from "Changnesia."

Director: Steven K. Tsuchida | Stars: Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown

Votes: 1,507

20. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives (2006– )
Episode: Hittin' the Grill (2013)

TV-G | 21 min | Reality-TV

Guy Fieri's sampling foods straight off the grill in Los Angeles (hot-pork sandwich & lamb burger) and Tacoma, Washington (kabobs and beet salad).

Star: Guy Fieri

Votes: 11

21. Guys with Kids (2012–2013)
Episode: Rare Breed (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Gary attempts to balance his new career and family.

Director: Leonard R. Garner Jr. | Stars: Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, Zach Cregger, Tempestt Bledsoe

Votes: 25

22. Guys with Kids (2012–2013)
Episode: Divorce Party (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Nick throws Chris a divorce party.

Director: Betsy Thomas | Stars: Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, Zach Cregger, Tempestt Bledsoe

Votes: 31

23. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #2.10 (2008)

TV-MA | 22 min | Comedy

How Cold Do You Have To Be To Freeze Your Balls Off?  Does Spanking Make You Horny?  What Country Is The Least Well Endowed?Â

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Bobbi Billard, James J. Gotshaw, Stacey Hayes, Nort Mahoney

24. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Animal Prostitutes

TV-MA | 21 min | Comedy

What's The Only Animal That Engages In Prostitution?  What's The Most Dangerous Explosive Known To Man?  How Long Do You Have To Reattach A Severed Limb?  What Animal Is ... See full summary »

Director: Billy Burgess | Stars: Bobbi Billard, Nort Mahoney, Kaye Marie Talise

25. New Girl (2011–2018)
Episode: Tinfinity (2013)

TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy

Nick & Schmidt celebrate 10 years of being roommates. Nick's chore for the party is a porta-potty. Winston brings a football player to the bar, and Jess decides she wants to go out with him for a kiss. Cece gets a proposal.

Director: Max Winkler | Stars: Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris

Votes: 768

26. The Simpsons (1989– )
Episode: Once Upon a Time in Springfield (2010)

TV-PG | 21 min | Animation, Comedy

The antagonism between Krusty and the new female co-star forced upon him soon turns to romance, while a headhunter encourages Homer, Lenny and Carl to take a job at another nuclear power plant.

Directors: Matthew Nastuk, Mike B. Anderson | Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

Votes: 791

27. American Horror Story (2011– )
Episode: I Am Anne Frank: Part 2 (2012)

TV-MA | 42 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

Sister Jude digs up dirt on Arden. Kit makes a surprising confession. Bloody Face is unmasked.

Director: Alfonso Gomez-Rejon | Stars: Zachary Quinto, Joseph Fiennes, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters

Votes: 3,702

28. Brave (2012)

PG | 93 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

69 Metascore

Determined to make her own path in life, Princess Merida defies a custom that brings chaos to her kingdom. Granted one wish, Merida must rely on her bravery and her archery skills to undo a beastly curse.

Directors: Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman, Steve Purcell | Stars: Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters

Votes: 344,550 | Gross: $237.28M

29. A Haunted House (2013)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Fantasy

20 Metascore

Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.

Director: Michael Tiddes | Stars: Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Marlene Forte, David Koechner

Votes: 40,881 | Gross: $40.04M

31. America's Funniest Home Videos (1989– )
Episode: Episode #23.15 (2013)

TV-PG | 42 min | Comedy, Family, Reality-TV

A teenager attempts a handspring; cats and dogs make mischief.

Director: Vin Di Bona | Stars: Tom Bergeron, Paris Dylan, Jess Harnell

32. Bob's Burgers (2011– )
Episode: O.T.: The Outside Toilet (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Eugene encounters a mysterious talking toilet.

Directors: Anthony Chun, Bernard Derriman | Stars: H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, Larry Murphy

Votes: 570

33. The New Normal (2012–2013)
Episode: Para-New Normal Activity (2012)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance

It's Halloween and here comes Bryan Boo Boo?

Director: Burr Steers | Stars: Justin Bartha, Andrew Rannells, Georgia King, Bebe Wood

Votes: 89

34. Saturday Night Live (1975– )
Episode: Hugh Laurie/Beck (2006)

TV-14 | 90 min | Comedy, Music

Sketches include an address by Kazakhstan Minister of Tourism Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen), a parody of the paranormal investigation show "Most Haunted", a protest song by Hugh Laurie... See full summary »

Director: Don Roy King | Stars: Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond

Votes: 109

35. The Simpsons (1989– )
Episode: Gorgeous Grampa (2013)

TV-PG | 30 min | Animation, Comedy

Homer's obsession with the TV show "Storage Battles" leads the family to discover Grampa's past identity as "Gorgeous Godfrey," the most feared, villainous man in pro-wrestling history

Directors: Chuck Sheetz, Mike B. Anderson | Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

Votes: 674

36. The Soup (2004–2015)
Episode: Episode #9.62 (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

Charlie Sheen mentors LiLo, PETA's problem with Kim Kardashian, more.

Stars: Joel McHale, Billy Eichner, Anndi McAfee

37. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #3.1 (2009)

TV-MA | 21 min | Comedy

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Elizabeth Deo, Bobbi Billard, Sno E. Blac, Kristia Bonita

38. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #3.2 (2009)

TV-MA | 22 min | Comedy

How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off?

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Elizabeth Deo, Bobbi Billard, Sno E. Blac, Aaron Brenner

39. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #3.3 (2009)

TV-MA | 22 min | Comedy

What's the best way to bribe a warlord? Can a police dog sniff drugs and get high? What's the fastest way to completely disintegrate a dead body? What's the best drug to find in a girl's medicine cabinet?

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Elizabeth Deo, Bobbi Billard, Sno E. Blac, Kristia Bonita

40. MANswers (2007– )
Episode: Episode #3.4 (2009)

TV-MA | 21 min | Comedy

Can you fart so hard your balls explode? How flat would you be if you were run over by a steamroller? What animal is most adept at choking the chicken? How can taking a piss cost fifty million dollars?

Directors: Billy Burgess, Jonathan Haug | Stars: Elizabeth Deo, Bobbi Billard, Sno E. Blac, Aaron Brenner

41. The Cleveland Show (2009–2013)
Episode: Pins, Spins and Fins... (Shark Story Cut for Time) (2013)

TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Cleveland and the guys go to an abandoned amusement park in an attempt to bring life back into their friendship, and Donna inflates and then shatters Rallo's self-worth.

Directors: Steve Robertson, Albert Calleros, Anthony Lioi | Stars: Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan, Kevin Michael Richardson, Reagan Gomez-Preston

Votes: 112

42. Doctor Who (1963–1989)
Episode: The Tomb of the Cybermen: Episode 1 (1967)

TV-PG | 24 min | Adventure, Drama, Family

The Doctor, Jamie and Victoria arrive on Telos, where an archaeological group are exploring the Tomb of the Cybermen. But are the Cybermen as dormant as they believe?

Director: Morris Barry | Stars: Patrick Troughton, Frazer Hines, Deborah Watling, Roy Stewart

Votes: 495

43. Doctor Who (1963–1989)
Episode: The Tomb of the Cybermen: Episode 2 (1967)

TV-PG | 25 min | Adventure, Drama, Family

The archaeologists learn they are stranded on Telos and Klieg suggests they use the opportunity to explore the Cybermen's tombs.

Director: Morris Barry | Stars: Patrick Troughton, Bernard Holley, Deborah Watling, Frazer Hines

Votes: 406

44. Doctor Who (1963–1989)
Episode: The Tomb of the Cybermen: Episode 3 (1967)

TV-PG | 24 min | Adventure, Drama, Family

The Cybermen have been revived and plan to convert the archeologists into their own kind, prompting Hopper to attempt a rescue.

Director: Morris Barry | Stars: Patrick Troughton, Aubrey Richards, George Pastell, Roy Stewart

Votes: 406

45. Doctor Who (1963–1989)
Episode: The Tomb of the Cybermen: Episode 4 (1967)

TV-PG | 24 min | Adventure, Drama, Family

Klieg attempts to do a deal with the Cybercontroller while the Doctor tries to find a way to refreeze the Cybermen permanently.

Director: Morris Barry | Stars: Patrick Troughton, Clive Merrison, George Pastell, Aubrey Richards

Votes: 402

47. Go On (2012–2013)
Episode: Double Down (2013)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Ryan does not want to be alone again after Simone left. Fausta takes him with her to bingo, and then Ryan's gambling habit kicks in. Soon he turns everything into a bet so he can gamble. A woman makes a pass at Anne.

Director: Michael Lehmann | Stars: Matthew Perry, Laura Benanti, Julie White, Suzy Nakamura

Votes: 137

48. Good Eats (1999–2012)
Episode: The Other Red Meat (2002)

TV-G | 21 min | Documentary, Comedy

A quick trip to the afterlife convinces host Alton Brown to get serious about eating more tuna. Find out how to grill on a chimney, use charcoal starter, avoid fake soy sauce and learn why you can see a rainbow on tuna steaks.

Stars: Alton Brown, Nicole Kerr, Cau Phan

Votes: 10

49. Iron Chef America: The Series (2005– )
Episode: Symon vs. Brock: Pork Fat (2010)

TV-G | 42 min | Game-Show, Reality-TV

Chef Sean Brock, from Charleston, S.C., enters Kitchen stadium to challenge Iron Chef Michael Symon. Judges: Karine Bakhoum, Jenny Jones and Lorrie Morgan.

Stars: Alton Brown, Mark Dacascos, Kevin Brauch, Joshua Applestone

Votes: 6

50. Saturday Night Live (1975– )
Episode: Lindsay Lohan/Pearl Jam (2006)

TV-14 | 90 min | Comedy, Music

Lindsay Lohan's third time hosting. Sketches include: The Situation Room Cold Open: White House Staff Shake-ups, Lindsay Lohan Monologue, Commercial Parody: Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream, Deep House Dish, TV Funhouse: Journey to the Disney Vault, The O'Reilly Factor, Le Rendezvous: Chocolate Vesuvius, Laser Cats: An SNL Digital Short, Weekend Update with guests Stormy Windbreaker and Taylor Hicks, ... <